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I look like a giant 12 year old… or an adult who can’t legally live on his own. Uber Driver. OSU alum. Knowledge of food science & food safety… & sarcasm.
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I present to you the next deputy director of the FBI!

THAT DIDN’T TAKE LONG!

MSNBC, the alleged bastion of liberals, has former GOP rep Scarborough, former head of RNC, Michael Steele, former Bush spokesman Nicole Wallace. No Joy Reid and Mehdi Hasan though.

peoplesdispatch.org/2025/02/23/b...

According to Musk’s own AI, Grok, Tesla stock is projected to drop another $60/share

One of the funniest things about Spock is that once every seven years he gets so horny that he might blow up the ship or strangle the captain to death in pure horny fury but he doesn’t really think to let anyone know about it even though it’s been six and a half years since it happened last.

It’s disturbing that nobody intervened. Ppl are getting too complacent in the face of fascism.

being obsessed with IQ is a good sign that you have nothing in your life to give you actual meaning. (also a good sign you have bell curve-esque beliefs about human equality)

I love when people call a cheeseburger unhealthy bc it doesn’t have lettuce, tomato, onion or pickle… as if it were a ‘healthy’ option otherwise

Meanwhile on Twitter: It’s just Adam Carolla quote tweeting someone that is obviously race-baiting.

I want to brag about getting laundry done & getting my room clean, but those are things you’re supposed to do at least semi-regularly.

Unpopular opinion, but my favorite fries are any fries not coated in batter. Rally’s or Popeyes fries are a greasy, nauseating mess to me.

“That is why Trumpists are so focused on “ending DEI” in the federal workforce. They see anti-discrimination and inclusion as a ladder of upward mobility for people they do not believe should have one.”

BREAKING: The USDA has confirmed five additional dairy herds in California have tested positive for the virus, raising the total to 732. Currently, 74% of the state's dairy herds are infected with H5N1.

Every so often I remember that Oprah brought us Dr Phil, Dr Oz and The Secret but the only person she brought back to destroy on her show was the guy who pretended to be a worse drug addict than he actually was in a book

@windingdot.bsky.social youtube.com/shorts/nd2qm...

Every time I take a selfie, I’m like, ‘Who the hell am I looking at?’

So. It has officially happened. I have been officially let go from my position at CDC. I wasn’t a probationary employee. I had stellar performance reviews every year. I’ll be ok. But please understand that many worked HARD to get into these positions and were doing great public health work.

Arm the homeless

Medicaid is not for sale. NASA is not for sale. The Post Office is not for sale. America is not for sale. We have an obligation to resist kings. We outnumber them. And they can be overwhelmed.

OHIO‼️‼️ The Columbus Dispatch is doing a survey about our senators. It only takes a minute. Please complete this because we need to hold them accountable any way we can. (Please DO NOT do this if you’re not an Ohioan. This is a place for our voices to be heard) 🔗 www.dispatch.com/story/opinio...

“We are never going to stop existing. I’m never going to stop being trans. A letter on a passport can’t change that, fuck this administration.” — Hunter Schafer on uniting with trans people against Trump’s administration.

This is trans erasure & if you’re not a passing white trans celebrity, your experiences are going to be way worse. This is why trans wedge issues/culture war BS is such a slippery slope. Soon, trans college students will be forced to sleep in the opposite gender’s dorms & use their restrooms.

👎 for Jon Husted from Columbus, OH

i think it is cool that de facto first consul of the united states is a drug-addled maniac and deadbeat dad with a breeding fetish

Happy Black History Month

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Based Ohio company w/ great snacks. www.shearers.com

There are moments in these deportation fights when I can just FEEL how pissed off they are that I’m Puerto Rican 😂 they want to threaten me with it so bad 😂

I appreciate everyone’s messages of support, I’m trying to get through all my mentions but as you can imagine, it’s been a bit of a busy day :) Remember - peaceful civil disobedience, and no kings, no tyrants. Not ever.