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I loved waving at car twins back when I drove a Honda element, they were all old ladies (nice, kindly), but now I drive an old Lexus sedan so all my car twins are old ladies (WASP-y, evil)

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Having a rough week, but I also now have a snorlax to charge my watch so it’s really hard to call it a loss

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Saw a cybertruck with a “DOITNOW” vanity plate I think I’m being Activated

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Sure Intuit, fuck it, I’ll “share” with my friends and social media that I’ve just done my taxes, what a needed and novel feature

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So glad we smothered collectivism in the 20th century so that we could unleash individual creativity and productivity, ultimately allowing us to put casino on phone

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Taco Bell Biscuit Tacos (2015-2016): Following the failure of the waffle tacos, TB went back to the well and gave the world egg and cheese "tacos" wrapped in a biscuit, available in either sausage or bacon. Like the waffle variant, these were also discontinued after about a year.

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Holy shit--the tariffs are working. High-paying manufacturing firms are sprouting all over town. There's a little sapling industrial fabricator blooming in my backyard, offering $95k starting with a high school diploma. It looks so precious, glittering amongst the dew. The madman actually did it.

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working on a new resume and listing my old job (suzerain) and skills (suzerainty) and my ideal position (prince of aquitaine)

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Lil Miss “Silently sneaks up behind me and strikes a pitiful pose while I’m making lunch”

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After watching a certain number of Reggie Watts videos I become spiritually driven to dig out my DL4 pedal and looper, and just go crazy style

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My music taste lately has been pretty “early 00’s racing game menu”

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(debate show voice) what Cory Booker did was impressive to be sure but he also has the benefit of a modern, fiber rich diet and caffei—

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Muting stan accounts/tags/terms

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I shall be nobody’s fool today

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Look for all the complicated feelings I have about Neil Gaiman’s work/Good Omens in particular, I’m gonna really need The Algorithm to stop showing me good omens shipping media, I beg

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Trying to get The Mane Man to recognize the heavily-faded “$10.99 haircuts” card I received in 2013

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My 20’s were about getting way too drunk and oversharing my feelings on social media, my 30’s are about getting an appropriate level of drunk and coming up with new EDH decks

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31 years ago today, this joke first aired on TV.

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There's so much news happening these days :( I wish I could find a website where a series of journeyman stand-up comedians would angrily resummarize headlines they half-understand about it

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you cast Stern Dismissal twice on my Llanowar Elf I cast T3 Stone Rain on one of your two lands you scoop we are not the same

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to the Joker, these are regular snacks with mentaiko mayonnaise flavor

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My dog is so good at tricks, it’s just she doesn’t like waiting for the command, and will do every trick she knows in rapid succession the moment she sees a treat

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It’s really strange how Trump figured out that Executive Orders are basically “longer tweets that drive giant media attention” and the media hasn’t figured it’s being played each time they report on these as if it’s Moses coming down the Mount with stone tablets.

submitted 13 days ago • 137 comments

Another reason it is cowardly to simply obey and let them take over your newsroom or university is that if you don’t they often will be like “well fuck, that was our main idea”

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The Atlantic just published all of the messages from the signal chat. archive.ph/ta6gH

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For some reason the JD/prayer react part is pissing me off the most about to his

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very nearly run over and killed by a frumpy indie babe in a toyota hilux in the parking lot of the ace hardware, narrowly avoiding a fate most of you would pay a thousand dollars or more for

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Discworld QOTD, from Carpe Jugulum

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After Like a Dragon: Infinite Wealth and now AC Shadows, I demand every game try to distract me with a surprise colony sim

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given its applicability to the present moment I feel like the word revanchist is severely overdue for a comeback. normalize calling your enemy a revanchist piece of shit

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looks like my asshole neighbor that keeps shooting 2x4s at my windows with his cannon is in for a big surprise

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As I prepare my dogs breakfast of kibble, chicken broth, kelp flakes, and of course her “gut health” vitamins, I realize she gets more intricate meals than I make for myself

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“There are no white male novelists anymore” okay then explain every party I have ever attended as an adult.

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Me, listening to the Orson Welles War of the Worlds broadcast for the first time at 8 years old, putting way too much import on the crash site being called Grover’s Mill: “I wonder what Grover has to say about all this”

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the legion of middle-aged normie millennials is coming. they’ve been watching Fantastic Beasts movies and chuckling at Super Mario parody t-shirts for years and their grief is soon to explode upon the world stage

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Okay but what about the people for whom this monthly check is the difference between security in old age and eating cat food, how mad are they allowed to get?

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