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RFK Jr. Vows To Make Measles Deaths So Common They Won’t Be Upsetting Anymore theonion.com/rfk-jr-...

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Wealthy Teen Nearly Experiences Consequence theonion.com/wealthy...

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JOUVERT!!!!!!

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Can't wait to be done paying for skl and braces so I can start spending on woman and Trinidad carnival. Universe, are you listening?!?

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I'm watching this movie and this character is so improbable, it has to be fiction. Woman, 30, married, 8y.o. biracial daughter, district attorney. Found out her father has been keeping someone hostage in an underground bunker for 30 years because they were witness to a drunken hit-and-run.

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I watching every single Trinidad carnival story first thing each morning. 🥹🥲

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Randomly got an urge at 10 to cook this big ass meal and it tastes amazing. Sanjii is content. ｡⁠◕⁠‿⁠◕⁠｡

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Correct. Those mofos can fly!!

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Sunday night into jouvay morning into Monday mas will be the real test of her endurance.

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😭🥲🥹🥲🥲🥹🥹🥹 MEMORIES

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A it enuh. Big up Tribe 🥳

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Drummy

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This includes bills

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i hate the rape and invest exceptions to abortion laws. to say that pregnant people can only choose what they do with their body AFTER someone else to assault them is a terrible precedent.

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Such man cosplaying as an attractive scientist from weh day enuh.

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It should be illegal for any kind of deliverable to be due on a Friday, man.

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This ambition shit....that keeps me up til 2a.m. on a weeknight? I hate it. I crave a soft life and an even softer death.

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Mi excite and anuh me. Hwhgeheisbakwk!!!

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What grinds my gears the most about the recension of DEI(A) mandates is that the employees hired because of this would have been able to keep their jobs because they were competent enough that there was no tangible reason to dispose of them.

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Tenth Circle Added To Rapidly Growing Hell theonion.com/tenth-c...

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Oh to be this specific mirror

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"How dare you have a meet-cute in the middle of my existential crisis. Fuck you!"

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I know y'all haven't met them but my boobs>>>> Take my word for it.

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5:49a.m on a Monday morning, gentle ppl. This is not the cock I expected to be crowing! Good job, though.

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It's raining. (⁠◕⁠ᴗ⁠◕⁠✿⁠)

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Connections Puzzle #621 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟦🟪🟦🟪 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟪🟪🟪🟪 There's a reason I haven't played this bs in years

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The same person who would've been messaging and calling me all week

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Y'all are so gay (highest compliment possible)!! 🥹🥲

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I can't tell if this is a promise or a threat.

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I'd have to sacrifice a few virgins to make this many french knots

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Posting my embroidery so people can find me... 🐯 #embroidery #handembroidery

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I get that "letting someone cook" and watching someone "get cooked" mean opposite things, but just saying "cook"?! Idk what it means, I'm not trying to know what it means. I know enough. I want to unknow some things actually.

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Things I dislike about leaving the house: • Being perceived • Small talk • Having to sit still • Things that are boring • People who ask dumb questions • Waiting • Anything that requires conflict • Not knowing if the person I’m talking to thinks women are humans who should control their own lives

RFK Jr. Vows To Make Measles Deaths So Common They Won’t Be Upsetting Anymore theonion.com/rfk-jr-...

Wealthy Teen Nearly Experiences Consequence theonion.com/wealthy...

JOUVERT!!!!!!

Can't wait to be done paying for skl and braces so I can start spending on woman and Trinidad carnival. Universe, are you listening?!?

I'm watching this movie and this character is so improbable, it has to be fiction. Woman, 30, married, 8y.o. biracial daughter, district attorney. Found out her father has been keeping someone hostage in an underground bunker for 30 years because they were witness to a drunken hit-and-run.

I watching every single Trinidad carnival story first thing each morning. 🥹🥲

Randomly got an urge at 10 to cook this big ass meal and it tastes amazing. Sanjii is content. ｡⁠◕⁠‿⁠◕⁠｡

Correct. Those mofos can fly!!

Sunday night into jouvay morning into Monday mas will be the real test of her endurance.

😭🥲🥹🥲🥲🥹🥹🥹 MEMORIES

A it enuh. Big up Tribe 🥳

Drummy

This includes bills

i hate the rape and invest exceptions to abortion laws. to say that pregnant people can only choose what they do with their body AFTER someone else to assault them is a terrible precedent.

Such man cosplaying as an attractive scientist from weh day enuh.

It should be illegal for any kind of deliverable to be due on a Friday, man.

This ambition shit....that keeps me up til 2a.m. on a weeknight? I hate it. I crave a soft life and an even softer death.

Mi excite and anuh me. Hwhgeheisbakwk!!!

What grinds my gears the most about the recension of DEI(A) mandates is that the employees hired because of this would have been able to keep their jobs because they were competent enough that there was no tangible reason to dispose of them.

Tenth Circle Added To Rapidly Growing Hell theonion.com/tenth-c...

Oh to be this specific mirror

"How dare you have a meet-cute in the middle of my existential crisis. Fuck you!"

I know y'all haven't met them but my boobs>>>> Take my word for it.

5:49a.m on a Monday morning, gentle ppl. This is not the cock I expected to be crowing! Good job, though.

It's raining. (⁠◕⁠ᴗ⁠◕⁠✿⁠)

Connections Puzzle #621 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟦🟪🟦🟪 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟪🟪🟪🟪 There's a reason I haven't played this bs in years

The same person who would've been messaging and calling me all week

Y'all are so gay (highest compliment possible)!! 🥹🥲

I can't tell if this is a promise or a threat.

I'd have to sacrifice a few virgins to make this many french knots

Posting my embroidery so people can find me... 🐯 #embroidery #handembroidery

I get that "letting someone cook" and watching someone "get cooked" mean opposite things, but just saying "cook"?! Idk what it means, I'm not trying to know what it means. I know enough. I want to unknow some things actually.

Sure hope so. (art by Dave Tarnowski)

Not me taking an iron tablet while reading this 😭😭

Real