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Demi Moore losing to Mikey Madison should be a post-credits scene to The Substance.

submitted 14 hours ago • 177 comments

The way Mikey hugged Yura first 😩😭🧣 #Oscars

submitted 9 hours ago • 0 comments

The deck of the Titanic is starting to tilt and the band is warming up

submitted 30 days ago • 119 comments

A small thing I've started doing that has had a tremendous positive effect on my mental health is listening to music instead of podcasts

submitted 30 days ago • 494 comments

Planes just falling out of the sky is like one of the top clichés for showing the collapse of infrastructure in apocalypse movies, too

submitted 30 days ago • 118 comments

In my culture taking out one noise cancelling airpod is a sign of respect

submitted 32 days ago • 27 comments

In 6 yrs we will see movies about how being ICE agents made the ICE agents so sad.

submitted 32 days ago • 316 comments

Absolutely batshit you can watch on live TV a rotting whale eating, bear corpse vandalizing, brainworm eaten, anti-science sex pest who drove an ex wife to suicide & looks exactly like corrupted Leland Palmer from Twin Peaks & sounds like Megatron auditioning to be head of America’s healthcare.

submitted 32 days ago • 527 comments

First look at Oscar Isaac as Dr. Frankenstein in Guillermo del Toro’s #Frankenstein. Releasing in November on Netflix.

submitted 32 days ago • 252 comments

malort has the best advertising for any alcohol out there. “it tastes like shit, you’ll hate it, and everyone visiting you from outside the midwest will despise it” and every one goes wild for it and can’t get enough

submitted 35 days ago • 233 comments

I don't want my appliances to be connected to the internet. I don't want them to have blinky lights or touch screen controls or be accessible by phone. All I want is for them to do the one thing they are supposed to do, and to beep less. Hear that, manufacturers? Less beeping.

submitted 35 days ago • 973 comments

The Beatles and The Stones and Zeppelin and The Beach Boys and The Who are all wonderful but when you reach the age of 56 you realize it was The Byrds and The Kinks all along. Happy birthday to me.

submitted 34 days ago • 2554 comments

igor from anora could fix me

submitted 119 days ago • 0 comments

Can't believe we were blessed with two male love interests with this extremely specific energy in the same year.

submitted 105 days ago • 0 comments

Igor is the Chad no doubt. See Anora!

submitted 110 days ago • 0 comments

Anora ⭐⭐⭐ In a world of Ivans, be an Igor.

submitted 107 days ago • 0 comments

so, it's been a few days and i am finally comfortable coming out and saying it, ahem: i stan Igor

submitted 114 days ago • 2 comments

2024 the year of quiet guy love interests who really just know how to LOOK at a gal

submitted 89 days ago • 2 comments

I feel like Anora coverage has skipped over just how fucking hot Igor is?

submitted 56 days ago • 1 comment

still thinking about Igor from Anora (2024).

submitted 60 days ago • 3 comments

look, i understand that in the grand scheme of things, i shouldn't care about what rich people think about movies... but if neither of these two get the award, i will riot

submitted 36 days ago • 2 comments