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This is my 4th rodeo @sarzzzzzaa from the bad place @bird_petals from TikTok 🏳️‍🌈she/they trash goblin 🤝 diy and upcycling enthusiast collector of hobbies jam band enjoyer Ohio slander account neurospicy🧠🌶️ On Ohlone Land, Bay Area, CA
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Costco and Trader Joes are yin and yang. Together they form a harmonious balance. One sells big piles of normal food, the other sells small piles of weird food. These are the two food piles people need

It is no surprise that people who see the world primarily through the lens of geopolitics turn to the right. It is a reactionary framework that locates agency in "great" men and "great" powers rather than in ordinary people acting collectively to change their lives and the world.

coffee isn’t strong enough, need a coca cola from 1900 that has cocaine in it

Lmfao

who could have expected that cheryl would end up being the worst person on curb

NO KINGS, ONLY TRAINS is a pretty great 2028 slogan for anyone who wants it

has a single mainstream journalist acknowledged that it was a massive media failure to treat project 2025 as a closed issue just bc trump lied a couple of times about not supporting it

Stacy's mom's medicare is gone

sure, groceries are getting too expensive and planes are dropping out of the sky every day, but have you considered you now have the Opportunity to invest in DookyCoin, the legal crypto that let’s me steal from you?

fight or flight hormones must feel so good if you're actually facing a wild animal and not doing an email job

my hottest take, as a comms person, is that there are too many people like me between electeds and the people they serve this is why folks like AOC connect so much better. All these awful statements and tweets and posts sound like they’re written by committee bc they are. Stop it

My illegal Pinkerton is driving me to my illegal hotel while the hallucination machine in my phone summarizes the emails my coworkers wrote using their hallucination machines. My burrito travels separately in its own limo. This is innovation and normal.

Do it right kids

Can't believe I'm saying this, but I'd genuinely rather have Gwyneth Paltrow as the head of HHS

imagine a society designed to maximize wealth extraction by keeping people right on the edge of bankruptcy and death for their entire lives ok now put a movement that is based entirely on pointing and laughing at the suffering of others in charge ok now ban everyone’s anti-psychotic medication

Happy Rush Limbaugh's death day to those who celebrate

taking black kids away from their parents and putting them on farms seems really familiar to me! what could it be?

People keep asking "How is it possible to spend tens of billions of dollars to make *this*?" The answer is money laundering

The lure of Elon’s alternate reality for his followers is so powerful that he will tell them that pulling books off shelves, deleting words from government websites, and banning programs for their kids based on words they used is all part of fighting back against censorship. And they just let him

Back in my Mohawk era

hold me closer tiny dumpster

The Indigenous People of North America have decided to go back to calling the Gulf of Mexico, “Chalchiuhtlicueyecatl”. It is what the Nahuatl People originally called it as it is the domain of the goddess Chalchiuhtlicue, who is assoc w/water bodies, including the Gulf of Mexico.

#ACAB

In light of the erasure of trans ppl from US Trump regime govt websites & especially that for the Stonewall monument, where trans & NB ppl led, here’s Keith Haring’s ‘Ignorance=Fear/Silence=Death’ (1989)

The effect of all the worst, biggest sex pest fuckups on earth claiming autism as an excuse for their dipshittery, will be increased eugenics. Each time one of these dipshits announces autism as a justification, they cement the public perception of autism as dangerous, antisocial, predatory, etc

The National Park Service has removed "T" and all mention of transgender people from the Stonewall National Monument. Trans women were some of the most influential activists behind the Stonewall movement and what followed. 3 articles of clothing laws were why raids happened. Erasure.

looking back, AOL had it right. 30 hours of internet per month was the right amount.

I plan to spend this President’s Day screaming, crying, and throwing up. Won’t you join me?

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If we’re renaming bodies of water based on petty grievances, I propose that this be renamed the Kendrick Lamar passage.

Thank you but the official band of blue sky is the mountain goats

Do not talk to me until I've had my coffee, gone for a run, found the path to living without harm, and passed away peacefully in the sunshine of my garden.

They're changing a lot of things on Google Maps these days! Looky what I found! Some kind of corporate headquarters....

This is like Kendrick and Drake if both of them were Drake.

When tyranny becomes law, rebellion becomes duty.

I'd rather continue to fund the banking police (who have returned billions to consumers) rather than giving everyone a check for $2.15