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Pope Francis’s "Urbi et Orbi" Easter speech: “How much contempt is stirred up at times towards the vulnerable, the marginalized and migrants...I appeal to all those in positions of political responsibility in our world not to yield to the logic of fear which only leads to isolation from others.”

if you’re in line to join a pete hegseth signal chat stay in line

I know Christ dying and then being resurrected is supposed to cover like all the sins and guilt but what about the very specific eldest daughter guilt called “the restaurant I picked out for Easter brunch lost my mom’s eggs Benedict order”

Happy Easter! What is this animal? Reply below to weigh in

lmaoooooo

BULLYING WORKS

……..fine, hook em

Charity is cool. Losing to Baylor isn’t cool. Y’all should donate if you’re able. Links about the charity Sara’s advocating for + the donation link itself can be found below: channel-6.ghost.io/edsbs-charit... fundraise.givesmart.com/e/k-yA-Q?vid...

This work week has been hell for me so I apologize for not doing this sooner but y’all. Getting lapped by aggy is one thing. Getting lapped by Baylor is entirely another. Come the fuck on. @rlonghornnation.bsky.social

One more by @vbs.bsky.social fundraise.givesmart.com/e/k-yA-Q?vid...

as a single woman who lives alone I am only as strong as my best friend's husband's mechanic skills. If he goes down I'm cooked.

not to gifted kid post (cringe, never do that) but I survived being told that I had a lot of areas for growth in my annual review

aslan is not an allegory for jesus. the narnia books could not be clearer. jesus is a shape-shifter and in narnia, he has turned into a talking lion, animorphs-style. what are you not getting about this.

very excited to learn that the constitution allows the federal government to disappear people to foreign gulags beyond the reach of any judicial remedy

I must not be the first person to bring this up But there has never been a more vindicated guy

Donald Trump is a failed businessman who is crashing the American economy. None of these people are fit to govern.

Look, for over a year, one brave Cassandra was warning you that massive tariffs were coming and that they’d wreak havoc on the economy. But no one listened to Donald Trump.

Jeffries: The notion that everyday Americans need to absorb pain brought on by Donald Trump and his group of MAGA billionaires is ridiculous. Every single House and Senate Republican supporting this needs to be thrown out of office.

When Harris said it would be $4,000, the “fact-checkers” tut-tutted and claimed what she said was only “half true” because there were some lower estimates. The “fact-checkers” lied; Harris was telling the truth.

Trump Says Recession Unfortunate But Necessary Step To Get To Depression

IF YOU'RE IN LINE TO PISS ON STROM THURMOND'S GRAVE, STAY IN LINE

STROM THURMOND IS DEAD AND BURNING IN HELL AND SENATOR BOOKER, THE LONGEST SPEAKER IN SENATE HISTORY, IS STILL ALIVE AND GOING

WASHINGTON (AP) — Cory Booker breaks the record for longest Senate speech, previously held by segregationist Strom Thurmond.

Record breaking numbers of Will Stancil apology form orders have gone out.

One of my newfound easiest weekday joys is buying cheap grocery story flowers and arranging my own lil bouquets and I’m proud of this one but yawl give me feedback

She’s right though (Moira is, I mean)

every day i get to see a new miracle in the male living space reddit

Having a sleeping problem: sucks literal actual shit from a butt Being able to tell someone “I have a sleeping problem” as a way to cancel a date: chic, elegant

I think it would be really funny to see how many Matts I can date this year