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My mom: what do you want people to get you for your bridal shower? Me: idk I don’t need anything My mom: just think on it Me three hours later: here’s a link to this cat bed that attaches to my desk and a 3D working wall clock. tell people I want that

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Last time I chose my life insurance beneficiaries, I didn’t understand that its purpose is to help your loved ones with bills and lost income. So I put my brother down as my sole beneficiary with the thought “his sister died, but he can open that pet store he’s always wanted”

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One drive and I’ve already lost hope

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I’m ready to get hurt again #HereWeGo

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If we lose to the Bengals I’m fighting Russell Wilson on sight

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Jon found our old text messages from before we started dating, and the shining gem for me is when I responded “sorry I was watching a video where someone put Mii music over a police chase and I was so enamored I almost killed my whole raid”

submitted 67 days ago • 1 comment

I’ve played enough Prop Hunt to know something isn’t right here…

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Not only is my cat being mean to my parents cat, but she is actively chasing him out of every area of HIS house like a colonialist I raised a furry 10lb Genghis Khan

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Dracula is Nosferatu but with a better PR team

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My mom didn’t find this as funny as I did

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Had a conversation with my fiancé’s grandpa and he said Jesus “was killed in the line of duty” And with that I say a merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night

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Love coming home for the holidays

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Okay now we’re getting somewhere

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I tried to make a Moogle and this cookie is cursed

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“How did the company holiday party go?”

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I accidentally drank a whole shaker bottle of preworkout thinking it was liquid iv and my entire body feels like it has sunburn

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Such an amazing slate of games nominated this year - congrats to everyone that won, and I’m so honored to have worked on some of these incredible titles ❤️

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GIVE US MORE MUPPETS @geoffkeighley.bsky.social

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My dad is so cute

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THE BEST SCORE INDEED LETS GOOOOOOOO 🎉🎶

submitted 89 days ago • 1 comment

BEST RPG IM GONNA THROW UP 🎉❤️🎉🥹😍😭

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I like the muppets making this a 3 hour roast of Geoff this is a fun addition

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I need to pace myself my heart rate is 90 bpm and we’re only at best game direction

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Ryu Ga Gotoku Studio is developing the new Virtua Fighter!

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BEST DAMN ART DIRECTION YOUVE EVER SEEN 🎉🎉🎉

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Sorry @gameovergreggy.bsky.social You no longer have the best speech at #TheGameAwards . Congrats Amir Satvat on being the first Game Changer!

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Speech from @amirsatvat.com was the highlight of my TGAs

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Having been told by my parents in high school that a career in games wasn’t realistic, them watching the game awards to cheer on my two GOTY noms hits different

submitted 89 days ago • 2 comments

Breaking out the good stuff for TGAs

submitted 89 days ago • 2 comments

Im handling our agency's secret santa and its a testament to my abysmal memory bc I've spoken to everyone single person about their gifts and I still cant parse out who sent mine.

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LETS And I cannot stress this enough GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

submitted 91 days ago • 0 comments

Being sick is just rotating between “I think I feel better” and “oh that made it worse” until you fall asleep for a 3 hour nap

submitted 93 days ago • 2 comments

If video games have taught me anything, it’s that I’m supposed to climb this building

submitted 95 days ago • 1 comment

WRITER: It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas Everywhere you go Take a look at the five and ten, it's glistening once again With candy canes and silver lanes that glow AI EDITOR: This could be more efficient. Try "It is December."

submitted 96 days ago • 2 comments

I started Baldur's Gate 3 this week and day 1 my game glitched in the wildest way when meeting Astarion... #bg3 (don't worry I censored him)

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My mom: what do you want people to get you for your bridal shower? Me: idk I don’t need anything My mom: just think on it Me three hours later: here’s a link to this cat bed that attaches to my desk and a 3D working wall clock. tell people I want that

Last time I chose my life insurance beneficiaries, I didn’t understand that its purpose is to help your loved ones with bills and lost income. So I put my brother down as my sole beneficiary with the thought “his sister died, but he can open that pet store he’s always wanted”

One drive and I’ve already lost hope

I’m ready to get hurt again #HereWeGo

If we lose to the Bengals I’m fighting Russell Wilson on sight

Jon found our old text messages from before we started dating, and the shining gem for me is when I responded “sorry I was watching a video where someone put Mii music over a police chase and I was so enamored I almost killed my whole raid”

I’ve played enough Prop Hunt to know something isn’t right here…

Not only is my cat being mean to my parents cat, but she is actively chasing him out of every area of HIS house like a colonialist I raised a furry 10lb Genghis Khan

Dracula is Nosferatu but with a better PR team

My mom didn’t find this as funny as I did

Had a conversation with my fiancé’s grandpa and he said Jesus “was killed in the line of duty” And with that I say a merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night

Love coming home for the holidays

Okay now we’re getting somewhere

I tried to make a Moogle and this cookie is cursed

“How did the company holiday party go?”

I accidentally drank a whole shaker bottle of preworkout thinking it was liquid iv and my entire body feels like it has sunburn

Such an amazing slate of games nominated this year - congrats to everyone that won, and I’m so honored to have worked on some of these incredible titles ❤️

GIVE US MORE MUPPETS @geoffkeighley.bsky.social

My dad is so cute

THE BEST SCORE INDEED LETS GOOOOOOOO 🎉🎶

BEST RPG IM GONNA THROW UP 🎉❤️🎉🥹😍😭

I like the muppets making this a 3 hour roast of Geoff this is a fun addition

I need to pace myself my heart rate is 90 bpm and we’re only at best game direction

Ryu Ga Gotoku Studio is developing the new Virtua Fighter!

BEST DAMN ART DIRECTION YOUVE EVER SEEN 🎉🎉🎉

Sorry @gameovergreggy.bsky.social You no longer have the best speech at #TheGameAwards . Congrats Amir Satvat on being the first Game Changer!

Speech from @amirsatvat.com was the highlight of my TGAs

Having been told by my parents in high school that a career in games wasn’t realistic, them watching the game awards to cheer on my two GOTY noms hits different

Breaking out the good stuff for TGAs

Im handling our agency's secret santa and its a testament to my abysmal memory bc I've spoken to everyone single person about their gifts and I still cant parse out who sent mine.

LETS And I cannot stress this enough GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Being sick is just rotating between “I think I feel better” and “oh that made it worse” until you fall asleep for a 3 hour nap

If video games have taught me anything, it’s that I’m supposed to climb this building

WRITER: It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas Everywhere you go Take a look at the five and ten, it's glistening once again With candy canes and silver lanes that glow AI EDITOR: This could be more efficient. Try "It is December."

I started Baldur's Gate 3 this week and day 1 my game glitched in the wildest way when meeting Astarion... #bg3 (don't worry I censored him)

I kid you fucking not, my gym is playing face down ass up at 7:10 in the morning

Baby Poe 🖤

I went to write the date and started typing October So no, I'm not doing okay