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Just the Conservative party's candidate for Mayor of London sharing an AI-generated far-right meme of Sadiq Khan being drowned

For the life of me I just can’t figure out why Elon Musk and his business portfolio have become less popular than Ted Bundy’s Tinder profile

🚨This is so important. Please consider joining the @dkms-uk.bsky.social cell register. It’s simple & easy to do. Let’s find a match for little Nusaiba! Please share this widely 🙏❤️ dkms.org.uk/Stefanovic

14 week-old Ted out in the garden on his harness for the first time. From crocodile-rolling in the offending item, to climbing a tree like a leopard in approx 6 seconds 😎

When you put everything high up and away from the kitten and then a week later…

Today we have learned to climb up humans, and that stairs are fun…

Welcome home Ted 😍

Caught a guy peeing on my cybertruck. You're wasting your time idiot, it was already covered in piss from all the other people who did that today

DOGE By The Numbers theonion.com/doge-by...

President Zelenskyy has been one of the greatest leaders of our time, guiding Ukraine through the darkest period of its recent history, rising up to Russia’s unwarranted aggression, being an inspiration to the Ukrainian people and ensuring that Ukraine’s voice is heard on the world stage.

I’m George Takei and I approve of this message.

No, but if you’re looking for one, I am aware of a guy you work with that was indicted four times and convicted of thirty-four felonies.

Meet Ted, a 9wo Bengal who will be coming home with me on Sunday 😍

Wow

Tesla Gigafactory, Berlin (Collaboration with @politicalbeauty.bsky.social )

The world’s richest man is promoting the far right in Europe. Don’t buy a Tesla . Location: Tesla Gigafactory, Berlin www.youtube.com/watch?v=NjWl...

Weather warnings here tomorrow. Storm Éowyn bringing “danger to life”. Also tomorrow: I’m moving house.

You might expect that one of the world's biggest media organisations admitting to illegal practices in accessing private information about a member of the royal family and a government minister would be front page news across the board, but apparently not.

One Headlight. Shooting the Milky Way and having composed this image, a vehicle emerged from the fog-laden valley below. Initially annoyed, I was to delete this file. But this image has become my favourite from that night's shoot. Take-away, don't delete files in camera. #photography #milkyway

A handy guide

A universe in motion seen from the International Space Station during a night pass over Earth (view fullscreen).

Word of the day is ‘catch-fart’ (17th century: an obsequious individual who will always follow the political wind.

Even if i didn't think it was BS, I'm not being lectured on 'masculinity' by a sentient toilet brush that got rich by inventing online stalking

The gardener’s face appeared at the bathroom window while I was on the toilet with the blinds up and neither of us knew what to do so he continued to trim the hawthorn while I sat there staring silently at the wall.

I mean, that's outstanding.

Can't believe I was thinking about turning off DMs today.

Literally all they had to do was calmly condemn Musk’s dishonest & inciteful attack on their parliamentary colleague, Jess Phillips. And they couldn’t even manage that. Absolutely shameful.

4 yrs ago today, a family member managed a truly spectacular own goal, splintered his domestic bliss, & in the process, united the world for a day. On popular request, I shall now recreate the livetweet thread from that day So gather around children, for this is the tale of The Rice Truck Saga

2025 goals

Family members have been away and their cat sitter left a daily diary of food consumption, medicine taken, etc. On one of the days it says “we sat and watched some tv together” 😍

Merry Christmas everyone. Remembering with love all those who are no longer here, and offering an ear or a hug if you’re finding today difficult. It’s just one day x

Still in the Canary Islands. Went to the beach this morning and got talking to a tiny, utterly delightful Swiss lady In her 80’s. She said everybody assumed she’d travelled to Switzerland to be with family for Christmas but instead, she’d come to the Canaries to swim in the Atlantic Ocean 🩷

I’m in a lovely adults-only hotel in the Canary Islands. A fully-loaded kindle is my companion and a whale watching trip beckons in the morning… *pinches Christmas 2024’s cheeks*