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Every so often I remember that Oprah brought us Dr Phil, Dr Oz and The Secret but the only person she brought back to destroy on her show was the guy who pretended to be a worse drug addict than he actually was in a book

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So patronizing when the dentist patiently explains how to floss. I'm not a baby who doesn't know how to do basic things. I'm a baby who doesn't wanna

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overturning the christmas tree in a fit of pique when i find out the "bonne maman calendar" is just a bunch of jelly jars instead of 12 milf pinups

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Where was I this week? Here are some hints. Also the lady in line behind me at security was flustered by the chaos and said "Geez louise!"

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(Shania) Man! I feel like a goblin

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In a recent uber, the music that was playing was a crazy dj mix, that went from Lil John to... Paul Simon's Me and Julio, to Abba, to Bobby Brown. The driver eventually asked "So you like thus music huh?" And I said "oh... yeah... it's very interesting!" And he goes...

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😻😻😻

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Yeah I'm traveling again! Thanks I hate it.

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Valentine's floral color/detritus at the bottom of the security line.

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If you want some bold maximalist fashion and/or decor inspiration, some of the late Iris Apfel's stuff is being auctioned off next month. www.doyle.com/auction/25ia...

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“welcome to my crib” because you’re a giant baby? you’re wearing a diaper and that frilly thing on your head like baby huey? you’re a big big baby who owns a house?

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Spent a few days in SF for work and made sometime to hang out with friends IRL and I think I might feel... a little bit of gladness? Like, people can actually be cool and friendly and I don't need to feel suspicious of everyone? Weird.

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Flying on American (I know, I also am not feeling great about it). They have some recordings playing as we deboard, but twice now a recorded.coice comes on and says "we know some of you have concerns about your connecting flights!" And then... silence. Great customer service, there, guys.

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I call bullshit, i don't see "building a large bower out of dried vegetation and adorning the front of it with colorful petals, rocks, and found objects" ANYWHERE

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My doctors office had to remind me when checking in that if my insurance calls this an annual "wellness" visit, I can't actually have any problems looked at or tested or else they'll have to charge a co-pay. Like... OK I guess I'll just snap my fingers and be healthy then.

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As if the current state of Healthcare was not awful enough, they were chainsawing down a tree and grinding the stump right outside my doctor's office today. Now I am physically overstimulated instead of just mentally and emotionally!

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Timeline cleanse: my local coffee bean/tea seller has a chow chow dog who's the shop's mascot. She waits for customers looking through the glass door, doesn't move when you get in and you can pay the entrance fee by petting her. She's as soft as she looks 💖

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me: heaven gained another angle today kid: did you name my goldfish 35° just so you could eventually say that

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Our house is serviced by an electricity co-op that sends out a magazine every month. Recently there was an article on the black bears return to TX with this amazing perfect photo grid of a bear chomping on a prickly pear cactus. (Photo Credit Jared Markgraf)

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brown gravy at night, potato's delight white gravy in the morning, fresh biscuits take warning

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Wonder if any of them are sleeping in the Lincoln bedroom.

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dracula doesn’t have soil in his coffin for vampire reasons, he just has a worm gf who eats in bed

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Rumors are stirring that the big bosses are going to start looking into whether people are actually in the office by looking at VPN reports. I am real excited for my VP to find out that my home network is called Hedgehog Butt.

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Now I am eating rice pudding and I feel better.

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We just finished dinner and as I was putting away leftovers something came over me and I very aggressively growled "I want a treat! I WANT a TREAT!!"

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When you go to a guidance counselor establish dominance by suggesting new career paths for them

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Whether you’re on the toilet or off, looking at phone is THE hot trend for 2025

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Things I left behind at the thrift store. 👼🦀

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This is a beautiful tribute.

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Oh, you’re an early riser? You think that’s cool? That’s how you get worms

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I'm really really enjoying the ThriftSky feed. Love my fellow foragers joyfully posting their special lil treasures and trinkets and garb. bsky.app/profile/did:...

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It will never cease to amaze me that a Dallas conservative megadonor who attended J6 has repurposed the name of a defunct Black newspaper and used it to amplify a network of groups that he secretly funds — including a fake BLM style group created by a group called "Crowds on Demand.

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Many of us in the hoagie fandom have dedicated years of our lives to promoting the hoagie lifestyle. I understand that new users are excited, but please remember to respect the longtime hoagieheads who built this community up from nothing before you start spamming the forum with stale Dagwood memes

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Oof, outside is so awful rn.

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me at the top of the hour, every hour

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Good luck demoralizing me, all my joy is stored in my cats and they can't read

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what’s wrong with the guy from ratatouille? like what exactly is going on with his body that lets the rat do that. does his nerves stick out of the top of his head or something. has he ever been accidentally controlled by a hat

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I have been doing skittle manis recently in order to work through my Holo Taco collection; not nearly finished.

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My New Year's resolutions is no new nail polish, with very few exceptions (Holo Taco has an upcoming collection with a perfect turquoise creme; if I am really drawn to a polish and I don't already have anything similar).🤞💅

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GIVE HIM THE HAM

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