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She/Her; Expat Brit, former-Londoner, current Hamburger and forever Cake Enthusiast. Opinions expressed are my own and also probably correct.
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guys fuck oh my god

submitted 1 day ago • 23 comments

Long shot request but does anyone know where I can buy little scale model RNAS aircraft for a big nerdy birthday cake?

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

We are also worried about the threat within Europe, but thankfully he flies back to the States tonight.

submitted 14 days ago • 24 comments

Super Holiday in Oz and my first time being here for the Perth fringe festival. A hoot and a riot and some great acts! In no particular order:

submitted 14 days ago • 2 comments

Been singing „PURPLE CRANE, purple craaaane“ most of the afternoon and I hope these tradies are proud of me. Also my husband might divorce me if this keeps going (I will never stop)

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

The violin is now at the subatomic level of size but pray tell… just what was the problem with this rare instance of a person of colour in the trump inner circle hmmmm? Uncle Ket didn’t like his tweets? Hmmmmmm

submitted 38 days ago • 0 comments

Governance as performance. It’s sickening. It’s unserious.

submitted 38 days ago • 0 comments

I have just lost a bet I was not expecting to lose on literally day one of this cursèd presidency

submitted 38 days ago • 1 comment

*Books tattoo*

submitted 38 days ago • 0 comments

Trying to think of the German word for the feeling when you’re pleased about something but also it makes you feel approximately 837 years old, particularly this otherwise excellent article about #answermethis : www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio...

submitted 40 days ago • 0 comments

Genuinely good point from politician Ed Davey but for plebs like me it’s irrelevant if we post on x where no one cares or here where no one cares. What is notable is that here I’m far less likely to have surprise feed nazis so I will take that win at least.

submitted 43 days ago • 0 comments

Macron is giving the exact same energy as when small children show me their Pokémon cards

submitted 49 days ago • 0 comments

Why aren’t we talking about the fact the men in leafy knickers lost their six packs?

submitted 52 days ago • 0 comments

Love me some Melt on Melt violence

submitted 54 days ago • 0 comments

Oh no, the famously horrible AfD met up with straight up nazis? Say it ain’t so! I never thought these repugnant arseholes would turn out to be REALLY repugnant arseholes!

submitted 54 days ago • 0 comments

People asked me when I knew that me and my husband became middle aged and my answer is I don’t know but there were signs, the first of which was the purchase of this:

submitted 55 days ago • 0 comments

Holy shit my new years wish came true

submitted 56 days ago • 0 comments

It’s day 2 of 2025 and Elon Musk is yet again behaving like an absolute melt

submitted 57 days ago • 1 comment

Sorry to sound so bloody grinchy but if you are a parent letting your children running around the quiet carriage on the train screaming and making siren noises, you belong in forever jail

submitted 59 days ago • 1 comment

I think that in 2025, Vatican City should enter and sincerely attempt to win Eurovision.

submitted 63 days ago • 20 comments

It’s the longest night of the year aka the night my cat decides I’m gaslighting her about what time dinner should be served

submitted 69 days ago • 0 comments

Elon Musk is a bloody melt and it causes me physical pain that in the year of our lady 2024 we have an honest to g*d bond villain running around and so many people seem… fine with that?

submitted 70 days ago • 0 comments

“I evacuated by mistake”

submitted 74 days ago • 0 comments

Police chief: You get those photos of Luigi Mangione? Police station photographer: Sure did boss, real fuckin sexy just like you asked. Police chief: what

submitted 80 days ago • 53 comments

Make this man prime minister

submitted 87 days ago • 0 comments

Today I discovered that this jolly little Bullfinch is called a „Gimpel“ in Germany and that has tickled me no end

submitted 104 days ago • 0 comments

A small observation on the Post Office Horizon hearing today. If you’re going to deny acting like a Mafia Heavy maybe avoid dressing in all black suit tie and shirt. Mans out here looking like a bloody bouncer.

submitted 414 days ago • 0 comments

Watching Kristen Scott Thomas and Sophie Okonedo in Slow Horses (aka The Battle of the Bobs) is giving me so much energy, god they’re so good.

submitted 425 days ago • 0 comments

Absolutely not, the Atlantic! Hail to the Pandawhale overlords!

submitted 447 days ago • 0 comments