sarayasmin.bsky.social
She/Her; Expat Brit, former-Londoner, current Hamburger and forever Cake Enthusiast. Opinions expressed are my own and also probably correct.
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My first thought was „what in the Viking burial fuck is this“ so I suppose I’m going to hell.
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So yes, Perth fringe was ace and yeah wow really thought more of these artists would have left the nazis on X already but I guess the hustle is real
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Daniel muggleton was great fun despite having a weirdo racist guy in the front row hijack proceedings somewhat, totally would see his full show in May except for inconveniently being in Europe at that point (also, weird he’s not on Bluesky yet eh)
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Ross noble proving again why he’s one of the best
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@guywilliamsguy.bsky.social was great fun for a man literally howling into the void, would see again (I guess if he’s ever in Germany?)
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Briefs are always top quality entertainment and this show was - as ever - superb. All were outstanding but Mizz Nastia doing a backflip in 8 inch heels was a whole ass mood.
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All that time, money and effort to look younger when all that results is that he looks „very very divorced“
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Outside shoes in the bedroom? Detty pig.
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But I don’t even like sparkling water
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I do find it very amusing that these numpties are making these overtures to the one nation full of people too polite to tell them to comprehensively and thoroughly f**k themselves.
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WHO? Going on Elmo’s previous form: are we sure this isn’t an AI blend of all current reform MPs?
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Always thought my bedroom could do with a pulpit
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I mean we all knew drugs are bad but that they make you such a sad boring twerp?
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Which reminds me of the time I got told off by a coworker for moaning about badly behaved kids on the train. Yes it’s hard being a parent etc etc Sorry I made good choices so will die alone, but importantly: in peace and quiet
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Omg ME TOO I thought it was weird that a seeg and a segg-way were so similar
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Land of Hope and Tyranno-saury
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Minidiscs…
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It’s a brilliant yarn to add to the list of things to get overly interested in.
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German edition sorely needed, although the exclusion of the frankly *bananas* history of Altona from the Schleswig wars chapter may cause mutterings.
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My solution(?) to eyebags. Two teaspoons, freezer. If no freezer, ice in mug. 5 mins, dry spoons until cold not freezy, apply to eyes. Makes them feel better. Apply primer then nars creamy concealer on top. Apply with finger, blend with brush. Helps, doesn’t cure. Then wail, coffee, brave face.
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N5 :)