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Well this couldn’t have come at a better time www.bbc.com/news/article...

this is just like the parable of the scorpion and the scorpion

Or- hear me out- they should offer amendments to take away all of his lucrative contracts and force republicans to vote for them

Trump and Musk messy breakup happening on Switch 2 day AND the anniversary of Reagan's death? The stars are aligning. The great conjunction is at hand!

The Polish foreign minister, a writer and journalist who covered the Soviet war in Afghanistan in the 1980s, clearly knows a thing or two about a patiently-timed response.

the democrats should invite Elon to meet with them. tell him that the meeting is on a patch of sticks and leaves that APPEARS to be sitting atop solid ground. but here is the twist,

i'm starting to see some scoldy posts pointing out that we are laughing about a fire on the deck of our sinking ship and i have to be honest once the ship started sinking i decided i would take the laughs where i found them

The dipshit who owns this vehicle came storming up to me when I took a photo of it, demanding I step away from it in a loud and officious voice that he had obviously been dying to use. I said, “You put this great big flag up because you wanted people to see it, didn’t you?” He was totally stumped.

Weeeee eeee eee ee e e e e e e

I mean honestly if I'd spent $300M to get someone elected, so would I, which is the whole fucking problem with allowing that sort of spending on political candidates, directly or indirectly

i'm no lego expert but this looks like more than one piece

Yes the smart thing to do is to ally yourself with the most hated man in the country. www.politico.com/newsletters/...

This is great reporting, but must we call it "defying"? If someone who was not my boss announced they were firing me, I would also not listen to them www.washingtonpost.com/entertainmen...

The honest reason I don't have microtransactions/season pass/ads/100 DLCs/etc in Balatro isn't just about the ethics of those practices but because when I play other games that have those things it makes me want to put my computer in the dishwasher and set it to pots & pans

They should add a Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man nightlord

Have they tried saying less dumbass shit

"FFT isn't political!"

Just had an incredibly grim thought about this: AI is being trained on the modern Internet, which is full of text content that has been deranged by SEO keyword insertion, creating a third-order language perversion