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Ok so I’m still peaking with my fever but that’s ok. I’ve finished the antibiotics & all the meds so the only thing left is to go back to the doctor/hospital & go from there. The coughing the fever the body aches i improved enough to want to eat but I’m still knackered from going to the powder room

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“Adam Schiff is a criminal.” Says the man who loves a rapacious felon, who fled South Africa because he couldn’t buy their government, whose own father loathes him so badly he said he would willingly go to federal prison if it meant his son Elon was in jail as well, yeah Adam Schiff is the prob /s

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Guys I know I always say @jjorbles.bsky.social has that piping hot golden D but by goodness I never imagined they would immortalize his cock as a skyscraper. It is a gift… Hey aren’t we still battling world hunger? Aren’t people still unhoused? Resources were poorly allocated. Mistakes were made

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I wish someone could tell me what the bloody hell is going on with FNAF like lord have mercy this timeline is almost as confusing as whatever they’re trying to do with FFVII rebirth. … SEPHIROTH

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They arrested a man in Indiana for “making death threats” on Twitter against Elon Musk. And the blatant executive power grab today put us all in eminent danger. Just letting anyone else who ignores the news know to take some deep breaths be more cautious & remember we will get through this together

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COVID, backache, hips ache… Menses while in chronic pain or recovering from a very serious illness that the US is ignoring because it’s inconvenient & “profit over people” is the motto should be illegal. It should all be illegal. My body feels worse than a line dancing Chocobo with no greens

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Truly if you are looking for some steady work please dm me. I just need help around the house since I’m in the wheelchair, while @jjorbles.bsky.social is at work sometimes when he’s home. House is easy enough to keep clean, it’s a very easy job with good pay & flexibility. Dm or text me hiring ASAP

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Ok I am going to let them take my electronics apart to repair them but while I’m away; looking for someone to help me in home whilst @jjorbles.bsky.social is at work. Flexible hours, healthy work environment, good pay! Saint Louis area (Belleville, IL area) reachable by train too. DMs open!

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I’m happy the protests are happening and going strong. I am saddened that it will take the turn from peace to violence to get them to truly change. They need to fear being eaten, to see the guillotines & gallows, feel the flames licking their feet, before they acknowledge we are serious. Stay safe.

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Not trying to be funny but im lowkey scared I have pneumonia or like SARS because of how long this has lingered… In related news when my throat is all tight & I can’t swallow I am a dead ringer for Robert Kennedy Jr which I should utilize to get his supporters to vote the right way; make some calls

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February 17th. #HelpFolksLive2025 thread. Something's always due & food is always needed. Things only get better with community action. Now is when folks need food, water, shelter, meds. Now is when we/the community needs to be there for each other. There's no one else.

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@juliusgoat.bsky.social

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Please keep a journal. Keep copies of the newspaper or whatever. I say this because they’re removing history books from schools, they are trying to get people to repeat their weird lies like “Canada is not an ally & has always had a contentious relationship with the US.” This is dystopian shit

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“But of course I am your mother fog! I just saw you this morning!” (His name is cloud and that’s why it’s fuckin hilarious)

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This dumb ass man said that lunch boxes are effeminate & real men don’t carry them. So I guess you just shove your spaghetti & meatballs in your masculine pockets? Then go sleep in an twin bed next to your wife, & die a little more every day I guess idk they sound sad & miserable

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this is really fucking bad. what the fuck.

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February 16th. #HelpFolksLive2025 thread. Something's always due & food is always needed. Things only get better with community action. Now is when folks need food, water, shelter, meds. Now is when we/the community needs to be there for each other. There's no one else.

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I’m sad I’m too tired to make homemade bread tonight but that’s ok. This pot roast Italian beef hybrid slaps hard and I’ll just put it with a biscuit or something idk. I can barely swallow still but the point is this is the first beef I’ve made for @jjorbles.bsky.social (my other beef is always on)

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This is fascism.

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Mike Pence just reposted an old article he wrote about the limitations on the powers of a president. For some reason. Here is a part of it.

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Anyone else remember when in DragonBallZ aqua man is like hey lets use the whales to fight the Sayins! And they ignore him as usual but then Napa kills a bunch of whales and poor aqua man is like “NOT THE WHALES”

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The community note 🤌😘

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hey for anyone who might want to actually own their kindle books instead of renting them, or who might be thinking of switching to kobo etc and will want to convert them to epubs, you now only have one week before amazon kills your ability to download its ebooks www.theverge.com/news/612898/...

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I'm very tired of begging. My friends are burnt out, & it's hard to break out of those social circles. If you see this & can afford to help, lives are in the balance here. Lives that have fallen through the cracks of charities and safety net programs, through no fault of their own. Step tf up.

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Big ass dummy I wouldn’t be standing next to the same white people who said there was no way in hell I would ever be in a position of power because I’m Indian and I’m Hindi- yes ramaswamy. We saw them hand you your brown ass yet you still think you’ll ascend. You will not. They’ll eat your face

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I got to see the AIDS quilt in college. Around the same time I attempted the tunnel of oppression. Since they’re actively erasing history right now in schools, keep sharing. Keep reminding. Write a journal. Don’t let them do this

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learn about the Black Panther Party free breakfast program learn about the Zapatista uprising learn about Jane learn about the Kensington Welfare Rights Union learn about STAR learn about Act Up learn about the Battle of Blair Mountain learn about the Spanish Civil War we are not the first

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Oh SHIT

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🧵 Just to recap what is happening, since public health has gone AWOL: * This is the worst flu season in 15 years. Not just number of cases but number of severe cases. 1/

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Oh yeah update; I am NOT thoraxes. I did the best thing for myself in that moment which was to take some anxiety meds & to go to sleep because when you start questioning if YOU’RE the bug that won’t bloody die you’re stressed, hungry, tired, & the best thing in that moment is to sleep the crazy off

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I am so happy about out coffee/tea cart. Like this is proper tea. Making some Turkish coffee next weekend but for tonight? Warm authentic Darjeeling or some spiced Chai, while I nibble on something waiting for the world’s best roast to cool a bit. Aaaaaah love of friends love of life love of G_d

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