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sardonic.systems
✨ Sarcasm is the bitmask over my corrupted sectors 🛜 Net Eng & Sys Arch | 🏳️‍🌈 he/they, bi, 💍
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Look what I found in my yard today. I think, if I’m reading Wikipedia right, is a female cecropia moth I’d never seen a moth this large before. I made sure they were safe.

Curse my adhd. Where tf is the ratchet I need?! WHY WOULDN’T I PUT IT BACK?!

Repairing yard tools = green 🌱, sustainable♻️, fun 🤩 Using yard tools = 🥵 sweaty, and I hate it 😠 I’m not designed for this kind of labor 🥲

My Dad had one with a manual transmission in a screaming yellow color. He’d put on the police ‘message in a bottle’ on full volume and I’d dance in my car seat, and he’d take turns probably a bit too fast. We got rear ended coming home from the arcade, and it was never the same

Folks. I 3d printed a thing. No more will my air conditioner just waste that cooled air by throwing it outside!

I can’t even today

telnet is just bareback ssh

Kernel panic at the city pop disco

Can’t wait for Microsoft to drop a blog post titled “Sustainability Through Innovation” while forcing schools, nonprofits, and low-income users to scrap fleets of usable PCs. Remember: it’s not planned obsolescence if you call it “security.”

Win 10‘s end of life: arguably the biggest e-waste event in history, brought to you by Micro$oft’s bold commitment to sustainability Because nothing says “green” like bricking millions of perfectly good PCs.

They really be product managers out there not knowin’ what they’re actually implementing That’s fucking scary

✋‘scuse me… What happens when one of these things lands on someone? Like… feels like a matter of time

AI closed captions are the fucking worst

Their identity boils down to a “never forget” tshirt and a pack of senecas rolled up in the sleeve

*CAUGH* I ever tell you ‘bout where I was on 9/11?

I have so many questions…

im today years old and just learned that ive been using the word reocurring instead of recurring in a professional setting and no one has told me

I just realized that Monday, is a holiday So did my colleagues… Feel like this is a sign

Okay, hear me out - how neat is it to pick up just random weather stations my neighbors have??

No, I said SIGNALS Not singles...

I think I like radios now... Software Defined Radio + Linux = see all the signals in my area

A disk of my age shows some wear, but happily this day, I’m kidney stone free still I never want that again Drink lots of water kids…

In the distance a phone warbles its failing trill… Will someone answer before it’s too late, or has nature already shown us our hubris?

OneDrive The bane of my existence today And, most working days really…

Being linux pilled has really ruined my work experience Like… do I really have to use windows on my corporate machine? Things that are simple commands in *nix are 900 clicks on WIN. And why TF are there two control panels - STILL?!!

my new office sign human by chance, sigma by choice

This will absolutely end well.