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sardonic.systems
✨ Sarcasm is the bitmask over my corrupted sectors 🛜 Net Eng & Sys Arch | 🏳️‍🌈 he/they, bi, 💍
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My birthstone is an i486

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I’m something of a graphic designer myself

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Look what I found in my yard today. I think, if I’m reading Wikipedia right, is a female cecropia moth I’d never seen a moth this large before. I made sure they were safe.

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Curse my adhd. Where tf is the ratchet I need?! WHY WOULDN’T I PUT IT BACK?!

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Repairing yard tools = green 🌱, sustainable♻️, fun 🤩 Using yard tools = 🥵 sweaty, and I hate it 😠 I’m not designed for this kind of labor 🥲

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My Dad had one with a manual transmission in a screaming yellow color. He’d put on the police ‘message in a bottle’ on full volume and I’d dance in my car seat, and he’d take turns probably a bit too fast. We got rear ended coming home from the arcade, and it was never the same

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Folks. I 3d printed a thing. No more will my air conditioner just waste that cooled air by throwing it outside!

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I can’t even today

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telnet is just bareback ssh

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Kernel panic at the city pop disco

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Can’t wait for Microsoft to drop a blog post titled “Sustainability Through Innovation” while forcing schools, nonprofits, and low-income users to scrap fleets of usable PCs. Remember: it’s not planned obsolescence if you call it “security.”

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Win 10‘s end of life: arguably the biggest e-waste event in history, brought to you by Micro$oft’s bold commitment to sustainability Because nothing says “green” like bricking millions of perfectly good PCs.

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They really be product managers out there not knowin’ what they’re actually implementing That’s fucking scary

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✋‘scuse me… What happens when one of these things lands on someone? Like… feels like a matter of time

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AI closed captions are the fucking worst

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Their identity boils down to a “never forget” tshirt and a pack of senecas rolled up in the sleeve

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*CAUGH* I ever tell you ‘bout where I was on 9/11?

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I have so many questions…

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im today years old and just learned that ive been using the word reocurring instead of recurring in a professional setting and no one has told me

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I just realized that Monday, is a holiday So did my colleagues… Feel like this is a sign

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Okay, hear me out - how neat is it to pick up just random weather stations my neighbors have??

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No, I said SIGNALS Not singles...

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I think I like radios now... Software Defined Radio + Linux = see all the signals in my area

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A disk of my age shows some wear, but happily this day, I’m kidney stone free still I never want that again Drink lots of water kids…

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In the distance a phone warbles its failing trill… Will someone answer before it’s too late, or has nature already shown us our hubris?

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OneDrive The bane of my existence today And, most working days really…

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Being linux pilled has really ruined my work experience Like… do I really have to use windows on my corporate machine? Things that are simple commands in *nix are 900 clicks on WIN. And why TF are there two control panels - STILL?!!

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