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I realized I hadn't seen a kitten in two hours so I did the normal thing and stopped to consider whether I had hallucinated having five kittens.

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My phone knows my name and knows the person calling was my dad. And yet it assumes there should be an h.

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Gordon scratched my hand while we were playing fetch this afternoon and I just got hand cream on the scratch 😭

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In an attempt to avoid the now-terrible sauce on my microwave noodles, I made the noodles and threw basically every ingredient I've recently used in vaguely Asian food on them. Almost. I didn't put any garlic. It so needs garlic, but it's 3:00 and I just got the garlic smell off my hands from dinner

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"I could find a cure to the most devastating diseases" and Democrats still wouldn't be happy, Trump says. Trump has frozen all government research into cures for cancer and Alzheimer's.

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I caught a few lines of the speech while cleaning cat puke in the next room and let me tell you, there actually is one thing you could do to make the Democrats in the audience smile or applaud. It'll be about a year too late, but.

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"Who wants the Democrats to be respectful?" My mother. My mother is the answer. She also thinks people like Vance shouldn't be able to eat in peace, but no one should ever approach the table, just stand outside the building. And people should protest at their rep's office, but without namecalling.

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Looking forward to the SOTU drinking game I have planned for tonight. It involves not watching the SOTU and drinking.

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Every stupid university that unleashed militarized police on legal protestors set up the foundations for the violent persecution of free speech that’s about to come.

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Bluesky Law: we should using the phrase “arbitrary & capricious” more. Every day.

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Today was the day Alfred learned how to climb the railings on the stairs.

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"Let He Who Is Without Sin" or "The Gang Meets a Space Republican"

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I found the last fossil for a skeleton of a dinosaur whose name means "arm lizard," and that's absolutely what Julian calls Garak when they play in his Bond holoprogram.

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It's the tribble episode of DS9! This episode is amazing.

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Longshot call out to Star Trek fandom friends. An elderly Star Trek fan in Arizona is seeking able-bodied fans to help to box and ship Star Trek fanzines for archiving and preservation. Send me a DM

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The GOP could stop this madness at any moment by impeaching and removing Trump, but they won't because they approve of everything that he's doing.

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You can’t see how the country has moved right on immigration and trans issues while ignoring the fact that this movement has clearly been in response to active persuasion campaigns from Republicans. It is foolish to assume that persuasion campaigns from Dems can’t also change public opinion.

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We have spies serving life without parole in supermax prisons for less than this. The Rosenbergs got the chair for less than this. He's doing espionage right out in the open.

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Parents should be aware that if your kids are saying “rizz” a lot, they may be watching bootleg DVDs of the hit show “Rizzoli and Isles” behind your back.

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I actually think the dems should attend the SOTU, wait till the 2nd sentence, and then walk out en masse, that'll do it, there'll be no address, he'll just have a meltdown on national Tv

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My polka dot plant flowered! Grow lights are magic.

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I think Democrats should show up to this address tomorrow with airhorns. Vuvuzelas. Bluetooth speakers that play Sandstorm but none of them are in sync. Whistles that whistle, bizzlers and zizzlers that bizzle and bazizzle. Shit is existential. Make some motherfucking noise.

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Not me screaming at the TV because the national news explained in very clear terms who pays tariffs about five months too late.

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Local news is leading with local response to Trump's bullying of Zelenskyy, including news of $250k of medical equipment being sent to Ukraine.

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My mother is telling me something while crying and my dad comes home and starts shoving things (keys, a receipt, very urgent) in my face so I'll put them away for him before finally asking, "Do I need to hear any of this? I can't hear you."

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3 years ago today we premiered, and pirate history was made🏴‍☠️🫶✨ #OurFlagMeansDeath #ofmd

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Hammie jumped onto my bed, where she normally sleeps with me, but the light was weird and bleached out her coloring and she scared the hell out of me because I didn't recognize the animal getting in my bed.

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Wow, this episode (...Nor the Battle to the Strong) is MAS*H.

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Julian Bashir and Mike Tao in a room together.

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I'm trying to decide if one of the cats I TNRed could go to the vet to get the rest of her shots. She was friendly even when she first got here and trusting enough I can put my hand over her whole face, so she's very handle-able--for me. It's just how would she react to the vet...

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For fuck’s sake, Politico plus Third Way is an absolute fucking shitshow designed to split the left. Stop helping them. Neither one is on your side.

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Julie just got in bed with me and put her freezing cold paws on my bare arm so now I'm wondering if my cat will wear socks...

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Every time Martha Stewart tells me to buy a certain cat litter, I feel the urge to watch Martha again.

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I need to go to bed; the mockingbird is here.

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