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tell your boys they're allowed to take selfies in places other than the car 💝

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do they even, like, make curiosities anymore

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Damn girl are you a crime? Cuz you've got a scene i wanna investigate

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not reba mcentirely

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millennials with relatives: i love my nurblings!! (word for three nieces and one nephew)

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blue glenberry glen razz

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is iowa real

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kids shows always called "The Wild Wacky Amazing Adventures of..." and it's just some kids who go to school

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people don't name their kid Bugsy anymore. we live in a culture of fear

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live every day like you're going to post about it on r/AITA

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after every muppet movie wraps shooting, all the muppets are burned on a large bonfire, as muppets reach sexual maturity after one film. the breeding would be catastrophic

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sending anyone I haven't talked to in 6 months or more an email that says URGENT and inside is just this

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I most certainly have not

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Asking a stranger who needs you for a livelihood to admit their greatest weakness is a crazy thing to have normalized. I'm only in year 10 of therapy, I haven't gotten to that chapter

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after you answer all the questions I've raised me: that raises more questions than it answered

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Taylord Kelsey and her stink girlfriend Swift Travis dead tonight in woke airport runway pile-up

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the most unpleasant person you've ever met will post "trauma made me funny"

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is one born a Disney Adult? or do they have Disney Adulthood thrust upon them?

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i think my biggest fear is becoming a hollow man like from Hollow Man

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they found santa's tomb so that's good. just make sure that you DO NOT READ FROM THE BOOK

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MTV Cribs kids are now Architectural Digest Open Door adults

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frosty the snowman but it's your most feared corporate mascot

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This Christmas Day (12/25) join us on the HEI Network for the premiere of a brand new Season of On Cinema at the Cinema. All HEI Network Members will be able to watch Season 15 on its premiere! Not a Member? Join right now for just $5: heinetwork.tv/join-now/

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when i was a kid some teacher gave us a piece of paper and told us to sing pa rum pa pum pum i didn't know what the fuck was going on

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being a weird kid going through their ancient egypt phase at the same time the mummy came out was a high i'll never know again

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i don't live each day like it's my last, I live each day like it's everybody's last, we're all going down

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i now have TWO fake tim heideckers following me #doubledecker

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am i supposed to believe that Jason Sudeikis and Ed Helms are two different guys? This thought brought to you from the year 2012

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my checking account can handle 7000 dollars TODAY

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the chemistry between john travolta and bruce willis in look who's talking is electric

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"let's get a picture" me:

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Movies would be more interesting if Oscars were for Most instead of Best. I want to see movies fight for Most Editing or Most Actresses so now there's 600 women on screen for 0.00003s at a time

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seeking a tim heidecker type

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tell your boys they're allowed to take selfies in places other than the car 💝

do they even, like, make curiosities anymore

Damn girl are you a crime? Cuz you've got a scene i wanna investigate

not reba mcentirely

millennials with relatives: i love my nurblings!! (word for three nieces and one nephew)

blue glenberry glen razz

is iowa real

kids shows always called "The Wild Wacky Amazing Adventures of..." and it's just some kids who go to school

people don't name their kid Bugsy anymore. we live in a culture of fear

live every day like you're going to post about it on r/AITA

after every muppet movie wraps shooting, all the muppets are burned on a large bonfire, as muppets reach sexual maturity after one film. the breeding would be catastrophic

sending anyone I haven't talked to in 6 months or more an email that says URGENT and inside is just this

I most certainly have not

Asking a stranger who needs you for a livelihood to admit their greatest weakness is a crazy thing to have normalized. I'm only in year 10 of therapy, I haven't gotten to that chapter

after you answer all the questions I've raised me: that raises more questions than it answered

Taylord Kelsey and her stink girlfriend Swift Travis dead tonight in woke airport runway pile-up

the most unpleasant person you've ever met will post "trauma made me funny"

is one born a Disney Adult? or do they have Disney Adulthood thrust upon them?

i think my biggest fear is becoming a hollow man like from Hollow Man

they found santa's tomb so that's good. just make sure that you DO NOT READ FROM THE BOOK

MTV Cribs kids are now Architectural Digest Open Door adults

frosty the snowman but it's your most feared corporate mascot

This Christmas Day (12/25) join us on the HEI Network for the premiere of a brand new Season of On Cinema at the Cinema. All HEI Network Members will be able to watch Season 15 on its premiere! Not a Member? Join right now for just $5: heinetwork.tv/join-now/

when i was a kid some teacher gave us a piece of paper and told us to sing pa rum pa pum pum i didn't know what the fuck was going on

being a weird kid going through their ancient egypt phase at the same time the mummy came out was a high i'll never know again

i don't live each day like it's my last, I live each day like it's everybody's last, we're all going down

i now have TWO fake tim heideckers following me #doubledecker

am i supposed to believe that Jason Sudeikis and Ed Helms are two different guys? This thought brought to you from the year 2012

my checking account can handle 7000 dollars TODAY

the chemistry between john travolta and bruce willis in look who's talking is electric

"let's get a picture" me:

Movies would be more interesting if Oscars were for Most instead of Best. I want to see movies fight for Most Editing or Most Actresses so now there's 600 women on screen for 0.00003s at a time

seeking a tim heidecker type

lasagna is much better when you use pasta rather than paper towels, regardless of brand

i'm that guy at the bonfire who brings the tradition of oral history

Pastor Dr. Thraul Bigness, BFA