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i can't do any more updates guys. all i ever do is updates now

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tfw you're the director of a kids movie and you use the Hippy Hippy Shake song

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tell your boys they're allowed to take selfies in places other than the car 💝

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do they even, like, make curiosities anymore

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Damn girl are you a crime? Cuz you've got a scene i wanna investigate

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not reba mcentirely

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millennials with relatives: i love my nurblings!! (word for three nieces and one nephew)

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blue glenberry glen razz

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is iowa real

submitted 9 days ago • 2 comments

kids shows always called "The Wild Wacky Amazing Adventures of..." and it's just some kids who go to school

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people don't name their kid Bugsy anymore. we live in a culture of fear

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live every day like you're going to post about it on r/AITA

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

after every muppet movie wraps shooting, all the muppets are burned on a large bonfire, as muppets reach sexual maturity after one film. the breeding would be catastrophic

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

sending anyone I haven't talked to in 6 months or more an email that says URGENT and inside is just this

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I most certainly have not

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Asking a stranger who needs you for a livelihood to admit their greatest weakness is a crazy thing to have normalized. I'm only in year 10 of therapy, I haven't gotten to that chapter

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

after you answer all the questions I've raised me: that raises more questions than it answered

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

Taylord Kelsey and her stink girlfriend Swift Travis dead tonight in woke airport runway pile-up

submitted 23 days ago • 1 comment

the most unpleasant person you've ever met will post "trauma made me funny"

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

is one born a Disney Adult? or do they have Disney Adulthood thrust upon them?

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

i think my biggest fear is becoming a hollow man like from Hollow Man

submitted 35 days ago • 0 comments

they found santa's tomb so that's good. just make sure that you DO NOT READ FROM THE BOOK

submitted 80 days ago • 1 comment

MTV Cribs kids are now Architectural Digest Open Door adults

submitted 81 days ago • 0 comments

frosty the snowman but it's your most feared corporate mascot

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when i was a kid some teacher gave us a piece of paper and told us to sing pa rum pa pum pum i didn't know what the fuck was going on

submitted 85 days ago • 0 comments

being a weird kid going through their ancient egypt phase at the same time the mummy came out was a high i'll never know again

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i don't live each day like it's my last, I live each day like it's everybody's last, we're all going down

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i now have TWO fake tim heideckers following me #doubledecker

submitted 89 days ago • 0 comments

am i supposed to believe that Jason Sudeikis and Ed Helms are two different guys? This thought brought to you from the year 2012

submitted 90 days ago • 0 comments

my checking account can handle 7000 dollars TODAY

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the chemistry between john travolta and bruce willis in look who's talking is electric

submitted 91 days ago • 0 comments

"let's get a picture" me:

submitted 91 days ago • 1 comment

Movies would be more interesting if Oscars were for Most instead of Best. I want to see movies fight for Most Editing or Most Actresses so now there's 600 women on screen for 0.00003s at a time

submitted 93 days ago • 1 comment

seeking a tim heidecker type

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lasagna is much better when you use pasta rather than paper towels, regardless of brand

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