sasslion.bsky.social
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Everything is a confession. He's paying them.
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Does NO ONE ask him to put his teeth in before he does interviews? Seriously, what the hell is up with this loser?
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This loser sounds like Pam Bondi... But more peanut butter and no script. He still sounds like he's using all of these words for the first time.
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Dude, she's not gonna date you.
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She always sounds like she's got peanut butter in her mouth and she's reading a script as it's being written, while also seeing the words for the first time ever.
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Your expression in this photo is delightful.
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Huge get.
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Law and order!
Thank you for your attention in this matter.
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Hot take: Don't go home for the summer *this* time and get to work now. Just a thought.
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Who did he speak to last night that moved him to do this today?
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The boys!
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Motherfucker didn't elect shit.
The will of the people isn't exclusive to the US.
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Governor Pope, I call him. Fortunately or unfortunately.
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I wish politicians in Canada could have this vibe. I can never understand how people get so passionate about their leaders, but I realize that this is how those personal connections get made.
Wish I could come help out!
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🚨Breaking a long standing tradition, the game series "Grand Theft Auto" is moving away from a favourable view of law enforcement.
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Real questions:
1. Are there any handheld PCs that boast the same features for the same $$$ or less? Like, all of the features.
2. Are there any that have access, legally, to the Nintendo software?
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Hold the freaking line, man.
Your counterpart hasn't changed his tone one bit.
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Oh alright but, she needs to be backstage at a fashion show where he can inspect her...
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But it's not innovation or an out of the box idea... In fact, Alcatraz exists as we speak.
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But his toilet must remain gold, I see.
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Just imagine if it was Justin or Jagmeet. The "conservative" responses write themselves.
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This is the review I've been waiting for tbh. I found myself thinking about the pairing of this and south of midnight as well and feeling like the timing couldn't have been sweeter.
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No bites, Dan. None.
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Has anyone ever told him what he looks like when he speaks? Would that work? Maybe he'd stop... You know?
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Yes sir. I thought of this the whole time. I feel like I would have turned inside out.
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Those earrings are poppin!
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Yeah. I desperately don't want to be spoken to on flights. There are tooooo many variables.
- what are YOU going to talk about?
- how long will it be?
- when will the break in the conversation take place?
- will I be expected to keep the conversation going at any point.
- the list only grows...
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Gary, when you did this... You helped the world feel small again.
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Ya you are.
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Smokestack twins on the score, Gary. On repeat.
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Is this the same as pledged donations?
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It's not more cum he needs.
He wants a higher sperm to cum ratio.
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Motherfucker wore a toque?!
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That's a good dog.
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"I need your vote, Christians!"
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What are you listening to!
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Not sure why man, but you seem like you have some of the "most fun" in the industry. I really get the impression that your "delight" is genuine based on your path through life and this industry.
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My 8 year old song wrote a little song called "I just farted and a poopie almost slipped out."
Don't let this be you, my man.
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My man... You cannot continue to paint them with the same brush.
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He's be working on his French.
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Did he, Aaron? Did he?
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As young men defrauding Medicaid start nervously shooting glances at each other around the room...
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I'm at Staples. ❤️
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I'll never forget the guilt and pain that was forced upon me as a child to have to repeat "crucify him, crucify him" in church. Catholics or ex-Catholics may understand.
These stories could be more appealing to a wider audience if they were framed as "legend" instead of "truth".
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PS2 is back baby!
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Congratulations, pal.
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FWIW, the same email address sent me my points balance and I *did* click that time and ordered a fun treat. Lol
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We.... Are Steve.