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Hmm y’all are doing that thing lol looks like I won’t be on here at all today ✌🏽

The notion of “congressional approval” is no more. Gone are the days of Congress declaring war, hasn’t been formally done since ‘42. What we have is a joint-resolution signed into law called “The Authorization for Use of Military Force”.

Angela Bassett is the greatest actress of our generation

Does anyone know of any college programs that offer scholarships to non-traditional students based on their GPA?

I didn’t realize we were this close to the release of Jurassic World: Rebirth

Also question, is Final Destination: Bloodlines insinuating that everything that happened in the original movies spawned from that incident from 1950s? Or was it simply trying to explain how death works when you cheat it?

This is so relatable 😭

If I have what feels like a premonition but it never comes true, did I just have a memory from an alternate reality?

A teacher was speaking about a student hitting her in the face with a ball. And when the parent was informed they got an attitude with her and asked what she did to cause it. See I understand why teachers quitting the profession has increased in recent years. The fuck is wrong with yall.

I definitely forgot I’ll be taking 3 classes at the same time for fall semester. But at least I know I can already handle 2 at a time.

I want to remind everyone about haymarketbooks.org. They typically always have 40% off books. They sell paperback, hardback, and ebooks (compatible with all e-readers). They also have free books monthly. Right now their free books are to learn about abolishment!

Obadiah Stane is just a fire ass name

The first Iron Man movie was really a work of art and I won’t be debating it

I see Cindy Noir took her talents to TikTok. I can’t believe that bird brain has close to 1M followers 😭

YouTube is the last place AI needs to learn from.

I see some people posting on here and it’s clear no one told you that you’re fucking annoying cause Jesus Christ

Why on earth is Zoe Saldana in so many commercials all of a sudden?

Hellooooooo

Oh nothing just laying in bed boo hoo crying at Dom saying “it’s never goodbye” at the end of F7 😩

Actually no I’m not lol gonna find a movie

Going to try to finish season 1 of Silo today. I feel like it’s possible.

Man I ain’t <insert whatever you haven’t done in a long time> in a month of sundays Do you have <insert item your mama don’t wanna pay for> money? Okay Lavender! (Calling out the thing on someone’s person you wanna hype up)

I have the prettiest friends 😍

It’s confirmed that I indeed do like my men prohibition fine because MBJ looked scrumptious to me for the first time in Sinners.

I love our cultural shared experience of being raised. All of us have so many similar lived experiences that we can bond over and I just love that about us. I love our food. I love the way we love each other. And I love our fight.

Thinking about #Sinners (because I’m watching it again) and I really want Ryan to make a sequel but about the vampire hunters and how Grace’s daughter became one. I’d actually like to see it take place in the 60s.

👀👀👀 I’m gonna say probably not lol

also, I went ahead and purchased Sinners today in support of black men for Juneteenth.

My favorite part of having the house to myself is I can order all the food that Jeff never wants to eat like Pizza Hut and Chinese food 🤪

They’re still stuck at “omg freak offs tee hee 🤭🤭”

House to myself for 5 ish days. I already watched Accountant 1 and 2. What should be next on the docket. I have pretty much every streaming service except Disney+ so everything is fair game.