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I played #StardewValley for 8 hours today. It was amazing.

Universal Studios is opening an immersive horror experience in Chicago. Located across the street from the future Bally’s Casino, this is the first Universal Studios attraction ever in the Midwest. blockclubchi.co/4ke21Vv

Every man in my life has given me whatever I want so telling me I need 300k likes for you to buy me a coach bag when I can just buy it myself would leave you in the dust

I just saw on TikTok where this lady fiancé told her she had to get 300k likes on her post to get a coach bag for her wedding gift… all the women of the internet are collectively telling her to we will buy you the bag just get rid of that man 😭😭😭

Do I see Twitteresque debates and conversations on here? Yes. Do I block and mute things I don’t want to see? Also yes. Do I think it’s at any point been as bad as Twitter is currently? Absolutely not

This ultimately depends on who you’re following and what you’re engaging in.

Bezos new bride just looks like him with a wig on

Good morning saintsssss

Don’t have a legal leg to stand on. Because for some reason when they see “socialist” they read communist. But when we say their commander in chief is a liar they hear “the moderator of truth and justness”

Intelligent

Husband hit me with the “you’re so pretty when you’re cumming on this dick” and yeah. I wish all women were having the kinda sex I’m having 😭

I wonder how stupid JLo feels now that she’s divorced and she published those private letters and turned them into a movie that Ben clearly wanted to keep private/intimate between them. I’m certain that was the beginning of the end.

Happy Humpday 🌞

Hmm y’all are doing that thing lol looks like I won’t be on here at all today ✌🏽

The notion of “congressional approval” is no more. Gone are the days of Congress declaring war, hasn’t been formally done since ‘42. What we have is a joint-resolution signed into law called “The Authorization for Use of Military Force”.

Angela Bassett is the greatest actress of our generation

Does anyone know of any college programs that offer scholarships to non-traditional students based on their GPA?

I didn’t realize we were this close to the release of Jurassic World: Rebirth

Also question, is Final Destination: Bloodlines insinuating that everything that happened in the original movies spawned from that incident from 1950s? Or was it simply trying to explain how death works when you cheat it?

This is so relatable 😭

If I have what feels like a premonition but it never comes true, did I just have a memory from an alternate reality?

A teacher was speaking about a student hitting her in the face with a ball. And when the parent was informed they got an attitude with her and asked what she did to cause it. See I understand why teachers quitting the profession has increased in recent years. The fuck is wrong with yall.

I definitely forgot I’ll be taking 3 classes at the same time for fall semester. But at least I know I can already handle 2 at a time.

I want to remind everyone about haymarketbooks.org. They typically always have 40% off books. They sell paperback, hardback, and ebooks (compatible with all e-readers). They also have free books monthly. Right now their free books are to learn about abolishment!

Obadiah Stane is just a fire ass name

The first Iron Man movie was really a work of art and I won’t be debating it

I see Cindy Noir took her talents to TikTok. I can’t believe that bird brain has close to 1M followers 😭

YouTube is the last place AI needs to learn from.