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sassybritches05.bsky.social
They told me people here were nicer, so not sure how well I'll fit in. I will quote you in my post.
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"Well, the dog chased a hen into the house, and now she's stuck in the laundry" Is the most southern thing I've said today

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

If I had a dollar for every time I realized someone was flirting with me, I still only have the 17 cents I found in the bottom of the washer.

submitted 20 days ago • 1 comment

Hold the fuck on — the Department of Government Efficiency, the entity which claims its mission is to end “wasteful spending”, was given SEVEN MILLION TAXPAYER DOLLARS to cover its “expenses” in the span of a single week?!?! Are you fucking kidding me?!?

submitted 22 days ago • 1481 comments

If I died and went straight to hell, it would take me a week to realize I wasn't in America anymore.

submitted 20 days ago • 8 comments

I just spent 15 minutes listening to someone praise DOGE for "all the money they're finding" Sir, it is not even 7am Side note: I'm starting to think a test on how the government works should be required before being allowed to vote.

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

Elon Musk is a terrible president.

submitted 24 days ago • 1697 comments

"The Founders were keenly aware of the danger of a Congress divorced from the realities of the rest of the country." Just a reminder that politicians used to keep regular jobs and only convened for votes and discussions.

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

You know that saying “80 million people can’t be wrong” well that’s complete bullshit

submitted 24 days ago • 1 comment

Fake news is fake news. It doesn't matter what side you're on, stop reposting BS just because it looks bad for the other side. We need the truth right now, not propaganda battles.

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

The tart in me recognises the skank in you.

submitted 32 days ago • 5 comments

My take for 2025: ALL tinfoil hat/conspiracy theories are now deemed "plausible"

submitted 32 days ago • 0 comments

What if we just didn’t go back to TikTok? The ghosting, the lack of care—it’s giving toxic. Trump “saving us”? Yikes. What if we stay here, chill on YouTube, and look for a platform that treats us right? Feels like time for a healthier digital relationship.

submitted 39 days ago • 515 comments

I need a farmers market that starts at noon

submitted 39 days ago • 19 comments

TikTok is gone. I miss my Chinese spy so much right now. We normally had coffee together in the morning.

submitted 39 days ago • 1 comment

Amazon having our health information is way scarier than my Chinese spy knowing how much I love bulldog videos on Tiktok.

submitted 43 days ago • 1 comment

A lot of weird misunderstandings that could once have been avoided by a simple Google search— can no longer be avoided with a simple Google search…

submitted 45 days ago • 11 comments

submitted 44 days ago • 5 comments

the only thing I’ve ever strived for career-wise is the ability to go to sleep and wake up whenever I want

submitted 44 days ago • 5 comments

Elon Musk is proof God wants us to punch people.

submitted 46 days ago • 37 comments

I wish I’d married for money instead of…wait, what did I get married for?

submitted 46 days ago • 2 comments

Fact: The safest thing you can do to defend against shark attacks, sit on your couch and watch shark attacks.

submitted 46 days ago • 2 comments

The big back in me wants something sweet but my waist line is like chill out.

submitted 46 days ago • 0 comments

Anyone else spend a chunk of their weekend trying to find their favorite creators on YouTube due to the impending ban? 😭

submitted 46 days ago • 0 comments

I want to remind everyone that your local library is both physical AND digital. You hate streaming everything because the price is ridiculous? Library. You hate ads because they're every 3 mins or less? Library. You want to reduce your digital footprint? Library. You want sourced info? Library.

submitted 48 days ago • 62 comments

I'm not sure why folks are surprised that Trump isn't going to face any consequences. Pretty sure we talked extensively about how that would happen if he won the election. In fact, that's WHY he ran for president.

submitted 48 days ago • 485 comments

OK, but can you tell us what you would do with all that tax money? If we’re just gonna use it to fund more wars and give more corp tax breaks, maybe we shouldn’t bother collecting it.

submitted 54 days ago • 7 comments

It's been a monday-ey Monday, so here's my dog in a cowboy hat

submitted 52 days ago • 1 comment

Can we just all agree that naps should be more regularly incorporated into adult life? I can't afford a vacation, I should at least be able to have at least one daily vacation from consciousness outside of bedtime.

submitted 78 days ago • 6 comments

my body has achieved a perfect equilibrium of being too tired to do anything and too awake to sleep

submitted 68 days ago • 37 comments

The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing millions of you women that Cole Hauser is a sex symbol.

submitted 67 days ago • 0 comments

"We didn't start the fire" Sounds suspiciously like something someone would say if they did, Billy Joel.

submitted 68 days ago • 1 comment

You can just help yourself to a squirrel or two if you want, nobody is keeping count of how many there are

submitted 68 days ago • 26 comments

I had to get a PA and appeal, TWICE, to get Optum to cover my pen. I have type 2. I am not some rich lady trying to lose a few pounds. Today, they had the AUDACITY to send me a letter advising me how to stick to my drs plan to keep myself healthy. You know, the plan they said I didn't need.

submitted 68 days ago • 0 comments

We were seeing a 98% drop in exposure over on Twitter. The censorship was so extreme we thought it best to start over somewhere else. We chose Bluesky. Help us gain our following back Follow Retweet Repeat Join the park side @altyellonatpark.org

submitted 69 days ago • 860 comments

That Fresh Prince Of Bel Air reboot should've been called The Refresh Prince Of Bel Air and I shall be taking no questions on this matter.

submitted 68 days ago • 15 comments

Shhh... You didn't see nothing.

submitted 70 days ago • 12 comments

Agreed. IF Biden's administration understands the dangers of retaining Elon's contracts, AND they do nothing because trump will just "undo" it, THAT is obeying in advance. Throw sand in the gears. Make trump do his own dirty work. REVOKE his clearance and his contracts.

submitted 69 days ago • 472 comments

Me to my dog

submitted 69 days ago • 0 comments

mutual weirdness is hot as fuck

submitted 70 days ago • 7 comments

People are starting to call him Vice President Donald Trump. This will not sit well with him, and I therefore encourage everyone to do the same.

submitted 70 days ago • 1191 comments

I gave up drugs for this? *gestures to the world*

submitted 70 days ago • 0 comments

A publicly funded USPS gets your letter delivered. A privatized USPS gets your data delivered directly to an ad agency.

submitted 70 days ago • 331 comments

Take her to a museum. Bitches Louvre art.

submitted 70 days ago • 0 comments