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Some of these groups that claim they "celebrate diversity" are really just looking for people from marginalized communities to perform for them by telling their tragic backstories. Stop bleeding out for groups that wouldn't even give you a band-aid.

Just saw who was selected for something I lost a few months ago, and it just re-affirms my belief that some of these groups don't actually give a fuck about your story, they just want to be entertained, exploit you, and then pat themselves on the back for "lifting you up". I'm so done.

Had a really good weekend/beginning of the week, followed by some really disappointing news of yet another opportunity lost. I'm grateful for all of the opportunities I've had so far, but it stings a little more when you REALLY want something and get SO close to it but it slips through your fingers.

Today's the day!! Join me for my birthday stream while I play my first ever D&D Oneshot with the squad! 1PM CST at twitch.tv/sassysnorlax

FUCK IT WE BALLLL Join me for my birthday stream this year to play my first ever D&D one shot with the squad! THIS SUNDAY Feb 2nd 1 PM CST

Watching all these nostalgia HS dance videos made me realize my school was ghettooooooo. What do you mean y'all weren't dancing to David Banner?! Crime Mob?!? E-40?!?!! But also, some of these songs had NO business at a HS dance 🤣🤣

I served as the rep for my college at a state wide student government meeting yesterday, and the way I could NEVER be a politician. My patience for people is TOOOOO thin. That and I can NOT control my facial expressions 🤣

Meta is down. Probably DNS.

This girl in the commons at school DEAD ASS said "instead of getting a prescription for lithium, why not just drink BATTERY ACID, it's got lithium in it" EXCUSE ME?!?

Friendly reminder that if you are NOT Native American/Indigenous/First Nations to please NOT use the term "two-spirit". I've seen one too many people casually throwing it around and it's just so dismissive of indigenous peoples and contributes to the erasure of our existence. Thank you <3

Just overhead some dude confuse "calzone" with "cannoli" BOY, WHAT?!?

Heavy on this motivation

C'mon y'all let's see those plates. I'll start

New bartender got a little too lippy/snotty "joking" with my mom . Me and my sister: Man I love us 🤣🤣

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You know what I want for Christmas? Venmo 🤣🤣

I be getting annoyed as hell when someone else DARES to get in the same elevator as me

One thing imma ALWAYS laugh at is people falling. That shit is HILARIOUS.

You know, I used to really enjoy some drama/tea/gossip. Not being personally involved, but I loved hearing about it. Now I'm just like "ugh, this is exactly why I be staying at home/away from others" cuz that shit just sounds EXHAUSTING to me now.

Every year I think "damn, I wish I had off the week of Thanksgiving" then I remember that having to work means NOT having to be responsible for any dishes. And you know what?

Update: I've been selected to move on to the next round!!! I'M SO EXCITED RIGHT NOW. I can't say exactly what it is, but just know I'm so blown away, not just for having the honor of being submitted by my school, but being selected to keep moving forward. ONWARD AND UPWARD BABYYYYY

Fuck you wargaming.

Resigned from my officer position with one of my clubs, because like Glo said, "soon as I feel like my time get wasted, then it's time to go" ✌️💅

Shout out to all of the AMAZING people that supported my charity stream this weekend 💕 The donation has been officially sent!! You all inspire me every day, and I couldn't be more thankful for every single one of you 🙌🙌🙌

Where are my fellow leg bouncers

West of Milwaukee a few weeks ago

When I was little, there were certain things other families had that made me think "wow, they're RICH" and I'm sharing a few; 1. Fridge with built-in ice maker/water dispenser 2. Coca Cola in the glass bottle during the holidays 3. Trash Can drawer built-in to their cabinets