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A devilishly handsome vegetable. In case of offended Christians: Kindly refer to Matthew 6:6.
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I sincerely hope that Robert F. Kennedy late-term aborts himself.

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I hope Maya Ayooni never feels the cool side of a pillow again.

submitted 91 days ago • 0 comments

I hate that literally every fucking aspect of life right now is a struggle. Hungry? Oh, you probably can't afford much food right now, and if you can, chances are that the food needs to be recalled. Thirsty? Well, we have microplastics and metals in the water... grab a filter and GOOD LUCK.

submitted 91 days ago • 1 comment

Fuckin A

submitted 99 days ago • 29 comments

They really are going to force women to start killing men to protect ourselves and will be shocked and horrified by the fact that they thought they made us helpless, but instead they made us desperate and left us with nothing to lose.

submitted 100 days ago • 22 comments

Gonna go play D&D for a few hours and take on some monsters I can actually kill.

submitted 99 days ago • 31 comments

Oh look, it's Time's Person of the Year (2023) and Time's Athlete of the Year receiving momentary coverage as an appreciation of their presence... ...this definitely won't make any men angry about their lack of accomplishments in life and cause them to project their misery onto everyone else.

submitted 101 days ago • 0 comments

An image with the capacity to drive to 100 million men completely insane

submitted 101 days ago • 1 comment

Snoop Dogg is performing at the inauguration. The biggest sell-out since Krusty the Clown.

submitted 101 days ago • 1754 comments

Put this picture in the Louvre. Immediately. This is the art that the Age of Aquarius promised us.

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Taylor Swift gave out $197 million in bonuses to everyone who worked on The Eras Tour, PEOPLE reports.

submitted 141 days ago • 25 comments

I get the well-deserved vitriol directed at cruel and greedy insurance companies for taking our money and DENYING benefits when we (or our loved ones) need them most. That shit needs to stop. What I don't get is the hero worship of Luigi Mangione, the guy who allegedly murdered the UHC CEO.

submitted 141 days ago • 3255 comments

This app keeps gentle-parenting me into verfying my email address, and like the perpetual child I am, I refuse because "eh, I'll do it later".

submitted 150 days ago • 0 comments

I don't think Jake would approve of this. #LikeAGoodNeighborStayOverThere

submitted 151 days ago • 0 comments

Anyone else on this app a Swiftie, perchance?

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I find it insane that, as a former non-theater kid (I'm an "old" fart now), I was more excited for West Side Story (2021) than the most obnoxious former theater kids currently are for Wicked. It's almost like being a theater kid is inherently ✨️performative✨️

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Honestly, the fact that Matt Gaetz uses Venmo as frequently and stupidly as your average stoner is the only thing that makes him even the slightest bit relatable...

submitted 161 days ago • 0 comments

A troll’s only purpose in life is to troll you. Your anger is like oxygen to them. When you take that away from them, they shrivel up and die. What’s up, Bluesky! 👋

submitted 161 days ago • 733 comments

#pagansky #witchsky

submitted 161 days ago • 14 comments

The transphobic attacks on Rep Sarah McBride are to distract us from the fact that Matt Gaetz is a pedophile.

submitted 161 days ago • 17 comments