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DOGE Math Error Results in Claim That Musk has 13 Billion Children Instead of 13 open.substack.com/pub/borowitz...

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McConnell Retires: “My Work Destroying this Country is Done” www.borowitzreport.com/p/mcconnell-...

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Georgia Justices Order New Look at Whether Lawsuit Challenging Near-Ban on Abortion Can Proceed: A lawsuit challenging Georgia’s near-ban on abortion is headed back to a trial court to decide if the people who want to overturn the law have legal standing to sue

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He's not making a joke. It's true.

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So @DougStanhope and @AndyAndrist walk into a war zone... They went to Ukraine where they did some stand up shows, drank a bit and shot some really big guns: Part 1 www.youtube.com/watch?v=CagB... Part 2 www.youtube.com/watch?v=MwVv...

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Americans HATED Jan. 6. That the political opposition wasn't able to harness that and turn it into a lasting defeat of Trumpism will be one of the defining stories of the 2020s, if not the century.

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A work from my friend @dylanbrody.bsky.social Paul Provenza who co administers @satiristas.bsky.social profile here. 💙

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"Science has saved lives, eradicated diseases, and transformed the way we live. And on March 26, 2025, we celebrate its impact with #NationalScienceAppreciationDay! This year, we’re highlighting one of science’s greatest triumphs: vaccines." sciencesaves.org/about-nation...

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Yo DOGE, Found your waste! 👇🏼

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Spineless, yellow-bellied, lily-livered, weak-kneed, pusillanimous chickenshits.

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And her reversal in 5,4,3,2…

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deadder.substack.com @deadder.bsky.social

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"Most Americans don’t want to believe that their government is taking lifesaving medicine away from sick people in Africa, or betraying Afghans who sacrificed for this country" But it's happening www.theatlantic.com/magazine/arc...

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This lawsuit will be dropped as soon as discovery is ordered...bet on it! lawandcrime.com/high-profile...

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President Zelenskyy has been one of the greatest leaders of our time, guiding Ukraine through the darkest period of its recent history, rising up to Russia’s unwarranted aggression, being an inspiration to the Ukrainian people and ensuring that Ukraine’s voice is heard on the world stage.

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This is the most cowardly administration in history.

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Here in Illinois, ten years ago we saw the consequences of a rampant ideological gutting of government. It genuinely harmed people. Our citizens hated it. Trust me – I was elected based in part on just how much they hated it.

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@adamzyglis.bsky.social

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I don't think the Dems can stop the firings. But why aren't they proposing legislation that assures those that took the buyout get paid , and that all that are fired, get at least a year severance and health benefits? And any one with a health condition is covered the entire time they are sick?

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There are moments in these deportation fights when I can just FEEL how pissed off they are that I’m Puerto Rican 😂 they want to threaten me with it so bad 😂

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“It is horrifying that we have to fight our own government to save the environment.” — Ansel Adams, photographer (1902-1984)

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Trump Threatens to Deport Chickens Unless They Lower Price of Eggs open.substack.com/pub/borowitz...

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Bertolt Brecht on the difficulties of writing the truth in times of fascist governance: www.youtube.com/watch?v=rfIh... Recorded by @dylanbrody.bsky.social

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Putin Agrees to Negotiate with Musk over Ownership of Trump open.substack.com/pub/borowitz...

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Zelenskyy Agrees to Hold Immediate Election and Run for President of United States open.substack.com/pub/borowitz...

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“I NeVeR tHoUgHt ThE LEoPaRds wOuLd EaT MY fACe!” : THE MUSICAL www.facebook.com/share/v/1GGA...

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Zelenskyy Agrees to Hold Immediate Election and Run for President of United States open.substack.com/pub/borowitz...

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11-year-old takes own life after classmate bullies threaten to call ICE: report: An 11-year-old Texas girl died by suicide after being bullied by her middle school classmates who repeatedly threatened to call Immigration and Customs Enforcement authorities to have her family deported from the…

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Climate advocacy groups file two lawsuits against Trump administration

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Ukraine supported the U.S. both in Iraq and Afghanistan. Ukrainians died in Iraq. The alliance between the U.S. and Ukraine is/was not one-sided.

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Kamala was right. And it only took him less than 30 days to roll over for Putin.

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New on MSNBC: Pete Hegseth is considering firing a slate of military generals and flag officers as early as this week, according to two defense officials and three congressional officials.

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"If this order stands, Trump would be able to direct investigations & regulations from such agencies as the SEC, the FEC, the FCC, the National Labor Relations Board & the Federal Trade Commission. The potential for abuse is breathtaking." www.huffpost.com/entry/donald...

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‘Shame on you’: Megyn Kelly torches Tom Hanks for SNL skit performance youtu.be/WUT1a5zIq18?...

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Putin Agrees to Negotiate with Musk over Ownership of Trump open.substack.com/pub/borowitz...

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HOLY SHIT girl on plane signals for help www.facebook.com/watch?v=5040...

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Not even six hours apart.

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Governor Cox abandoned his moderate, inclusive policies to go all in on MAGA and their idiot war on DEI. Now he’s just another Red Hat swearing total allegiance to that criminal dictator squatting in the White House

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Trump policies make US ‘scary place to invest’ and risk stagflation, says Stiglitz

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www.threads.net/@crappytalis... Artist quote: “Combining my love for superheroes with my hatred for billionaires”

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Oh ok... the richest, most powerful nation in the history of planet Earth 'HAS BEEN TREATED UNFAIRLY' He's gaslighting the entire world.

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Trump Administration Cuts Reach FDA Employees in Food Safety, Medical Devices and Tobacco Products: The Trump administration’s effort to slash the size of the federal workforce reached the Food and Drug Administration this weekend

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“The Maryland National Guard must decline events which celebrates individuals based all or in part on immutable characteristics,” the memo said. Douglass was an abolitionist, suffragist, orator and author. That’s what we celebrate him. Let’s be clear: This bars celebrating him because he was Black.

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