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Been reading through a lot of December 1860 news, and I’m gonna tell you now: Abandon the Trump voters. They’re not worth the energy. They will either convert themselves through misery or die for their beliefs.

1+ astronauts coming home from ISS going off at +1200, any takers?

www.express.co.uk/news/world/2... Last night.

www.foxnews.com/us/tesla-cha... Four hours ago.

big shout out to the right wing free speech lovers who took time out of their day screaming about dei & immigrants, to cry abt this!

inside you there are two wolves: work is not worth your mental health vs if you lose this job you can kiss your mental "health" goodbye

keep it going! #TeslaTakedown

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$12.99 yesterday. Granted in NYC, but damn.

Into the mud they go. Finally, Democrats!

is this too mean

NEW POLL: 51% of American voters polled say they disapprove of Donald Trump’s performance so far as President; 40% strongly disapprove: www.pewresearch.org/politics/202...

Are we healthy again?

Not for nothing, but announcing that the US is taking over Gaza the same week you’re neutering the FBI’s entire counterterrorism program isn’t that smart from a security perspective.

USAID doesn’t just send rice to starving kids and fire wood to Ukraine. They’re also a CIA slush fund. Musk better check the brakes on his car for the rest of his life.

www.reuters.com/world/us/cia... Thousands of spies with tons of experience destabilizing governments with noting but time in their hands. What could go wrong?

x.com/MarxinHell/s...

A London court ruled that the police in Britain can seize more than 2 million pounds, about $2.5 million, from bank accounts associated with Andrew Tate, the misogynistic online influencer who has bragged about evading taxes in the country.

White internet leftists: “The revolution is nearly here. This is our moment for real systemic change! Class consciousness!” January 20th, 2025 at noon:

abcnews.go.com/amp/US/presi... Hilarious.

A Jewish Holocaust survivor was part of this legal advice for this warrant. Stop crying antisemitism it’s anti-Genocide! #israel #genocide #warcrime #netenyahu #stopkilingchildren #hamas #terrorists #FreePalestine

NEW on RFK Jr: In audio we uncovered from his radio show he read and praised a description of Trump and his supporters as "belligerent idiots," "outright Nazis," and "cowards" and "bootlickers." He also compared Trump to Adolf Hitler. www.cnn.com/2024/11/21/p...

Liberal resistance was kind of exhausting and cringe last time around, so maybe it's just time to roll on our backs and show our bellies to the fascists. Better that we're not the targets and best of luck to the people Trump's movement is attacking! - Half our media right now

If you want to get angry at The NY Times for being out of touch and beholden to corporate interest, listen to the way Michael Barbaro pretends to not understand the concept of single payer healthcare. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...

She should smile more.

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How crazy is it that the general consensus is that we need more white boys with a podcast?!

Jake Paul should have to fight all of these guys before he gets to fight Tyson.

Mayor Eric Adams’ office directs NYC agencies to launch BlueSky accounts amid growth on new platform

Maybe this round of polio will give us the next FDR?

Breaking News: President-elect Donald Trump will nominate Robert F. Kennedy Jr., who has spread false information about vaccines and publicly contradicted the CDC’s recommendation that communities fluoridate their water, to lead the Department of Health and Human Services. nyti.ms/3UREkbK