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they usually call me Amity, provided "they" means "someone who is not my parents." she/her
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goku is high up on my list of fictional guys I think I could get to wear a dog collar

Every time you think we have reached Peak Freak you realize that no, there is so much more freak yet to reveal.

Bravery doesn't come from gaping in the absence of fear. Bravery is deciding to be a size queen while scared out of your mind.

i wake up in neo-prison XY 3000. pledge allegiance to a pile of money. become a human sardine and eat kibble straight from the factory line. pronoun scanners equipped with disintegration sprays. women do 500 dishes a day. all men lift until their arms break. every day we get married. in-dream ads.

Democratic Sen. Kirsten Gillibrand went on an Islamophobic rant against Zohran Mamdani, falsely suggesting Mamdani made an explicit call for violence when he did not — ignoring the many times that Mamdani has denounced antisemitic violence.

One of the true GOATs

bunnysuit oni. a treat for some of you

You can get 61 minutes out of an hour if you scrape a second off the top of every minute. A lot of work but it adds up.

Oh god please let this be the start of a return to ridiculous satire

been watching some ranma

Zohran Mamdani: 40% of the vote, respectable effort, solid victory Zohran the Destroyer: 100% of the vote, the tribes are united under the new Khagan, we ride

One of the few tiny upsides of the LLM craze is that we get to see corporations embarrass themselves in ways that would have been genuinely, truly impossible before

even from the way she says it, you can tell she knows it's not true. it's allowed, with girls

i don’t practice trans sharia i aint got no crystal ball

もうどうなってもいいや💕

day 2 after he won the primary and they’re already trying to deport him. they’re somehow going to get even worse than this soon

Hey gang, it's me, Median Voter. Let me explain one of my views: I don't think amateurs are allowed to tell jokes. Those guys on netflix with two hour specials? Licensed professionals, I assume. So if I hear anyone else say something I just believe it implicitly. It's why I'm like this.

Source: the current US Treasury Department

Trump says he gave Iran permission to bomb US airbase. Any other president would have been impeached before sunset www.washingtontimes.com/news/2025/ju...

Too complex a color scheme to turn into a deckbox, maybe, or... hmm....

Thinking about how to when I went to see Char's Counterattack in the theater I sat next to a guy who wouldn't shut up throughout the entire movie because he was loudly explaining it to the girl he was with

Stellar Kick!!!!!!!! (zero-g) (oc)

*shaking another tgirl whos on her way to be a misanthrope* you have to be kind! that's the secret! you need to be kind! to other tgirls, to ur body, to urself/soul/the world im sorry it hurts/ur hurt i love u & ull be loved! but u need to be kind! bc in the end thats what youll be remembered for

they are torturing my people for fun

Oh my god they did it

Lalah: Char you keep getting killed by the white gundam. Just use the Gelgoog. The Bigro can do it. Literally just use the Big Zam. This is a job for the Galbaldy. Dude use the Sazabi. The Yamashita Sazabi can do it. Just steal the gundam. just steal the fucking gundam char. Steal the gu

revisiting this cover is funny, bc I remember how ppl were astonished that Obama was upset about it... they were like, "what, he can't take a joke?" he's burning the American flag under a portrait of bin Laden in the oval office ffs.

This is a Hall of Fame reader comment on a very reactionary op-ed about Zohran Mamdani's victory that was published in my local paper today.

On Yuri day, this is for my doll oomfs

"these constant dipshit decisions are going to cause a massive economic crash and fuck shit up in ways we haven't seen since the great depression or maybe ever" vs "NUH UH!"

Making another mess in her chair~

Mon3tr peek Commission for Tularose on Tumblr!

my top 10 movies for the new york times list thing is that one movie where the new york times manufactures consent for anti-trans agendas and panic and shit, inlcuding that one that was like 3 days ago or whatever that folks conveniently forgot i guess

"Why is this girl in poses that are censorship" has immediately entered my vocabulary, I'm sorry

Pozemka request! #Arknights

Imagine being the kind of person who is served by the "share" button on a phone app. I can count on no hands the number of times I have wanted to text someone whatever mech pilot smut I found instead of copying the url. I will not show my boss Warhound.

I wanna be *now with alt text*

Whenever a Gundam character talks about how Newtypes shouldn't be fighting each other, that's how I feel about criticizing other trans women in public

I never would've ran an encounter that involved the party finding an Inexplicably Floating Giant Gold Cube out in the middle of the ocean that expels gas that turns you into a gold cube-headed servitor if it wasn't for the Big Stupid Tables I made.

The most important part of republican fascism is the demand you must be nice to them.

I remember saying to liberals at this time "Alea Iacta Est" and they told me to shut up

sometimes the best kind of flirting involves dropping all the pretences, all the coyness, all the playing hard to get, and just telling someone straight to their face how charming, lovely, funny, beautiful and irresistible their girlfriend is