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Can we just stop sending them the paper pulp that makes half their TP? Make America One-Ply Again.

submitted 14 hours ago • 1 comment

now THAT's a snowfall worthy of a snowfall warning.

submitted 1 hour ago • 0 comments

Are we going to talk about how Yemen is an impoverished country and America shouldn’t be bombing them in the first place? Or are we just going to talk about the oopsie?

submitted 14 hours ago • 1 comment

I didn’t go for a swim. I didn’t leave my house. Again. But I am going to go to bed early. So there’s that.

submitted 16 hours ago • 1 comment

i have faced more peer pressure to drink milk than to do drugs

submitted 19 hours ago • 3 comments

I need to get out and go for a swim tonight. I need a break from myself.

submitted 18 hours ago • 0 comments

I miss almost entire sentences these days. The presidents choice gluten free chicken fingers are great. And affordable.

submitted 22 hours ago • 0 comments

Ok fam. The gluten free chicken strips are perfect when you cook them in the air fryer. Always cook longer than you need to! May I present, Thai chicken bites. Fanfreakinftastic!

submitted 22 hours ago • 3 comments

At a press conference on Wednesday, Winnipeg police confirmed the identity of Mashkode Bizhiki’ikwe to be Ashlee Shingoose. Ashlee’s father Albert Shingoose had one request for Manitoba Premier Wab Kinew: sing a song.

submitted 23 hours ago • 75 comments

Laid down for a nap at 3pm. Just hit a wall and thought a quick 20 would help a lot. I woke up 3.5 hours later. Guess I needed it.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Why is this shocking? This is who Fox News is.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

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submitted 2 days ago • 448 comments

Remember the old days when there was a thing called the 24 hour flu? Now we have a 168 hour flu with a lingering cough that will have you begging for death by hour 504. Yes I quarantined. Just ask my uber eats account.

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

I’ll be honest, what I am not seeing from municipal candidates is what their Edmonton looks like. What’s your vision? Where do you see us headed? Do you really understand how much housing needs to be built? All I am seeing is what they don’t like.

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

My sweet little street cat Minos got out tonight, and I didn’t notice till bed time. When I called outside for her, nothing… then I went back to the front door for a second time calling and she came darting back in the house. Now she won’t leave me. The street life just ain’t for her no more.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

You know what I needed in HBC? A place to find 100 dollar jeans at an occasional 35%. Not 350 dollar jeans and 150 dollar tshirts. They priced regular people out. It became the elitist store. An American ruined a Canadian institution with a bad business model.

submitted 3 days ago • 4 comments

Remember when bacon was 7 dollars and that seemed expensive? Now it’s 10 dollars and I just won’t even touch it now.

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

Confessions of an Edmontonian… I have never shopped at dots.

submitted 5 days ago • 3 comments

We're restocked! But they're going fast! #ElbowsUp! 🇨🇦

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

It’s wild that a carry on bag can take your flight from 99 bucks to 250. Make this make sense.

submitted 5 days ago • 2 comments

Trying to book a flight to Vancouver this morning and I am ready to throw my computer in the river.

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

With friends like that, who needs enemies #whitelotus

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

I should start my tomato seeds now right?

submitted 9 days ago • 5 comments

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submitted 9 days ago • 2 comments

Made it though a full day of work AT the office, and a swim. Now I am on the couch fighting a nap. But 20 mins won’t hurt, right? Right?

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

RCMP have confirmed that a second set of human remains found in the search of a Winnipeg-area landfill are those of Marcedes Myran, one of four Indigenous women who were victims of a serial killer in 2022, the province said in a Monday bulletin. www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...

submitted 10 days ago • 6 comments

www.winnipegfreepress.com/breakingnews...

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

From the inbox: confirmed measles cases in Edmonton

submitted 11 days ago • 6 comments

Today I am 30 days sober sober. Apparently this is a big milestone, I didn't realize that it mattered that much to me but it does. I've done it before but never this way. 30 days of choosing myself every single day. Choosing health. Choosing peace. Even when it's hard. Even when it's lonely. ✌🏼

submitted 12 days ago • 40 comments

Baby Chalamet and Pascal Pedro are both in Homeland. Baby Chalamet really has some acting chops. Impressive.

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments