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I started this at the beginning of the year but then got distracted by *gestures broadly at everything, everywhere all at once”. So here we go! 3 things I am grateful for! 1.) shaved legs 2.) clean sheets 3.) weekends that feel like weekends.

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Cocaine so white it says “Let’s getter done” every single time there’s a task to do.

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Friends, I got so much done today. It’s been too long since I had this kind of a productive day. I even threw in an everything shower. Thought, I did miss a couple of events, I am totally ready for the week and that’s truly what matters right now.

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The music Tea her award at the Juno’s is the most Canadian thing ever. My music teacher was Mrs Dubois. I loved her so much. To this day I can still feel the admiration I had for her.

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The Junos always shows me that there are so many Canadian artists to support. Excited to dive in!

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The Snotty Nose Rez Kids deserve everything good in this world. And Tia Wood, from right next door? Her voice is magical. This performance is out of this world. ♥️🪶

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Today’s Costco trip, the worst thing about it was the parking lot. Inside was smooth sailing, in and out! I even put back about 75 dollars worth of stuff I didn’t need.

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So lucky to know such formidable women.♥️

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@stevieherbert.bsky.social

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I get to see some pretty rad ladies tonight and for this I am pretty excited!

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Just sitting here with a cat on my lap, a dog beside me, a cup full of coffee, and a belly full because I just ate a gosh darn delicious breakfast burrito. Feels like a dream. ♥️🌥️

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Watching The Wire for the first time and in the first 5 mins Idris Elba is already a god damn legend.

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Day 8 of having a lingering cough, I have lost bladder control. Good thing I am staying home tonight.

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bring woke back www.cnn.com/2025/03/28/u...

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In the past to celebrate I would have gotten a fancy bottle of wine. And would have enjoyed every drop. But tonight to celebrate a little good news, I pick up some big shrimp, and I think this may be the only way I’ll celebrate from now on!

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I am heading out to pick a couple things up. I have 5 stores I need to go to before I come back to my little oasis. Wish me luck! And yes, I will drive safe. ♥️

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Can we just stop sending them the paper pulp that makes half their TP? Make America One-Ply Again.

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now THAT's a snowfall worthy of a snowfall warning.

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Are we going to talk about how Yemen is an impoverished country and America shouldn’t be bombing them in the first place? Or are we just going to talk about the oopsie?

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I didn’t go for a swim. I didn’t leave my house. Again. But I am going to go to bed early. So there’s that.

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i have faced more peer pressure to drink milk than to do drugs

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I need to get out and go for a swim tonight. I need a break from myself.

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I miss almost entire sentences these days. The presidents choice gluten free chicken fingers are great. And affordable.

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Ok fam. The gluten free chicken strips are perfect when you cook them in the air fryer. Always cook longer than you need to! May I present, Thai chicken bites. Fanfreakinftastic!

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At a press conference on Wednesday, Winnipeg police confirmed the identity of Mashkode Bizhiki’ikwe to be Ashlee Shingoose. Ashlee’s father Albert Shingoose had one request for Manitoba Premier Wab Kinew: sing a song.

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Laid down for a nap at 3pm. Just hit a wall and thought a quick 20 would help a lot. I woke up 3.5 hours later. Guess I needed it.

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Why is this shocking? This is who Fox News is.

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Remember the old days when there was a thing called the 24 hour flu? Now we have a 168 hour flu with a lingering cough that will have you begging for death by hour 504. Yes I quarantined. Just ask my uber eats account.

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I’ll be honest, what I am not seeing from municipal candidates is what their Edmonton looks like. What’s your vision? Where do you see us headed? Do you really understand how much housing needs to be built? All I am seeing is what they don’t like.

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My sweet little street cat Minos got out tonight, and I didn’t notice till bed time. When I called outside for her, nothing… then I went back to the front door for a second time calling and she came darting back in the house. Now she won’t leave me. The street life just ain’t for her no more.

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You know what I needed in HBC? A place to find 100 dollar jeans at an occasional 35%. Not 350 dollar jeans and 150 dollar tshirts. They priced regular people out. It became the elitist store. An American ruined a Canadian institution with a bad business model.

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Remember when bacon was 7 dollars and that seemed expensive? Now it’s 10 dollars and I just won’t even touch it now.

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