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Reddit users kindly asking each other for the location of the free money machine. 😬

submitted 2 days ago • 3 comments

The fact that there might be a conclave so close to a movie about one has really motivated me to finish my screenplay "The Tech CEO Who Died of Diarrhea So Explosive The Coroner Said He Had No Lower Back to Speak Of"

submitted 5 days ago • 212 comments

If illegally boarding a plane in disguise as a mechanic and wielding a shotgun isn't an attempted act of terrorism, then white people can't commit terrorism in Australia

submitted 3 days ago • 30 comments

I found it I found the most 2025 headline yet www.thedailybeast.com/maga-newspap...

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

@benlindbergh.bsky.social Hey Ben, Common Side Effects is so great, thanks for the rec.

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

I'm a one-issue voter, and this is that issue. I want to lose $100k every month on something called Groincoin or $hart, and I don't want the fucking GOVERNMENT telling me I can't. Also I have injured 100% of my body in interactions with hot dog rollers at 7/11. www.nytimes.com/2025/02/27/b...

submitted 9 days ago • 34 comments

imagine WANTING to receive two million emails

submitted 12 days ago • 89 comments

American TV podcasters talking about Thailand like it's on Mars is baffling/hilarious.

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

Takeshi Kitano has a show on Prime?? I'm in.

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

I was holding on to an X account for some reason. Feels good to finally delete that mofo.

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

@jowrotethis.bsky.social Jo I know where you stand on crevices, but where are you at on Gorges?

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

open.substack.com/pub/vittles/...

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

the onion never misses

submitted 29 days ago • 10 comments

But not Australia. A truly shameful moment. The Albanese govt is an integrity vacuum.

submitted 30 days ago • 62 comments

Hahaha, we literally just gave $800 mil to the most corrupt, lawless nation in the world, for subs we neither need nor will ever receive. Incredible stuff. www.theguardian.com/world/2025/f...

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

our nation has a Kennedy missing his brain and now a white man from Dallas is about to help LBJ win. welcome back, 1963

submitted 35 days ago • 180 comments

The first Senators to actually do anything about the Trump admin

submitted 36 days ago • 215 comments

tesla asked for feedback when i removed the car from my account, so I gave it to them

submitted 38 days ago • 4 comments

In the world of 3AW, 2GB, the Herald Sun, the Daily Telegraph and the Daily Mail (ie. 90% of MSM), this is literally the most offensive clip you will ever see. Enjoy.

submitted 38 days ago • 12 comments

At Galle in 2016, Usman Khawaja was bowled without scoring a run twice on the same day. This time he's had three reprieves and made a hundred. Cricket. #SLvAus

submitted 39 days ago • 1 comment

Just re-upping this again because the Temu Trumps in the LNP insist on bringing every culture war here: the Morrison govt spent $20.8bn on consultants in its final year - the equivalent of 54,000 FT public servants. The private sector benefits with govt cuts. No one else.

submitted 40 days ago • 39 comments

One thing about me is that I will fight Nazis until I’m six feet in the ground.

submitted 45 days ago • 4409 comments

PTA after getting WB to put up 100 million for a Thomas Pynchon adaptation

submitted 44 days ago • 2 comments

"He created forms that seemed like they were right on the edge of falling apart but somehow never did."

submitted 51 days ago • 4 comments

to honor david lynch i will be making an extremely long "explainer" video for each of his movies in an attempt to remove all ambiguity and uncertainty viewers might experience.

submitted 52 days ago • 15 comments

Heartbreaking day for me. It turns out a different Sam Alito has been reading my Pornhub essays.

submitted 53 days ago • 326 comments

The day America gets banned from TikTok is the day I get a TikTok account, I want to see what social media is like without Americans so badly.

submitted 55 days ago • 1 comment

Eden lovely this morning

submitted 56 days ago • 0 comments

Remember: It’s always more important to identify actors from their previous roles than it is to watch the current movie on your screen.

submitted 58 days ago • 333 comments

This is a wild story about a truly wild individual. www.propublica.org/article/ap3-...

submitted 64 days ago • 3 comments

Bumrah sending off the 19yo not-out non-striker has also given us a delicious new meme #AUSvIND

submitted 65 days ago • 0 comments

Happy new year. Free Palestine

submitted 68 days ago • 23 comments

@firstdogonthemoon.bsky.social A very happy reader sending a Hello and thank you back.

submitted 73 days ago • 2 comments

In tonight's LANDMAN the Landman explains the plot of Romeo & Juliet. Incredible. [Spoilers]

submitted 77 days ago • 1 comment

The latest footage out of Gaza today is utterly horrific. Not that it hasn't all been. I've seen 10,000 things this year that fall into the category. More misery, more evil, just as shocking as the first time. Fuck Israel and everyone excusing and supporting its landgrab and genocide.