I'm a one-issue voter, and this is that issue. I want to lose $100k every month on something called Groincoin or $hart, and I don't want the fucking GOVERNMENT telling me I can't. Also I have injured 100% of my body in interactions with hot dog rollers at 7/11. www.nytimes.com/2025/02/27/b... - ThreadSky

davidjroth.bsky.social • 11 hours ago

I'm a one-issue voter, and this is that issue. I want to lose $100k every month on something called Groincoin or $hart, and I don't want the fucking GOVERNMENT telling me I can't. Also I have injured 100% of my body in interactions with hot dog rollers at 7/11. https://www.nytimes.com/2025/02/27/business/sec-memecoins.html

Comments

rosecityvillain.bsky.social•11 hours ago

Turdcoin w/ a cent sign for the C. Karl Rove's face is used for the logo somehow, an ode to Turd Blossom.

nattyboh.bsky.social•4 hours ago

Actually it’s not a scam, it’s a Project and a Community. (Of bag holders)

drobertsimg.bsky.social•11 hours ago

George W Bush did 7/11!

heybruce.bsky.social•9 hours ago

Broooooooooooooo 💀

heybruce.bsky.social•9 hours ago

I never get to say "bro" so I went for it. It's how I stay young.

leaferi.bsky.social•9 hours ago

One of few decisions coming out of a Fed agency recently that I don’t hate. But a lot of people will be hurt. Admittedly.

mateohh.bsky.social•11 hours ago

Honestly fine with this, if you are braindead enough to lose your shit to a memecoin rugpull, you just bought one life lesson.

mateohh.bsky.social•11 hours ago

Looking forward to the upcoming matchmaking service that pairs targets with the best scammer for efficiency.

derscheid.bsky.social•4 hours ago

in the future, everyone will have $100k of memecoins for 15 minutes.

jahnmcgovern.bsky.social•8 hours ago

legalizing scams is not ideal, people do get hurt. this only now protects the worst people

mateohh.bsky.social•6 hours ago

I’ll shed a tear

ddc.me•7 hours ago

The rubes need to learn their lesson, as hard as that may be.

(By rubes I mean depositors in FDIC-insured bank accounts now that the FDIC has been gutted)

(It's going to get real bad)

notheotherjohn.bsky.social•11 hours ago

$hart fundamentals are actually p solid

tonydaniel.bsky.social•6 hours ago

I heard they were pretty "liquid."

chockandawe.bsky.social•11 hours ago

$hart is the future
You clearly don't understand the blockchain

alefbetsoup.bsky.social•11 hours ago

is that 1 or multiple hot dog roller incidents?

davidjroth.bsky.social•11 hours ago

It's 37 distinct incidents.

alefbetsoup.bsky.social•11 hours ago

waow

metsfan.bsky.social•11 hours ago

37? In a row?

mfinnigan.bsky.social•10 hours ago

No, some were luckily injury-free, we're still not sure how though

jellineck.bsky.social•10 hours ago

For a second I thought it was the SEC from college football. Probably would’ve worked either way.

ttviskari.bsky.social•9 hours ago

Coffeezilla actually made a pretty good argument that this is actually hurts the cryptomarkets as consumers generally don't like being in an environment where it is ok to scam them.

ddc.me•7 hours ago

It's called onboarding.

All aboard the hull-less ship.

maxthyme.bsky.social•3 hours ago

I just know if I could fit in there that those rollers world feel so good

brianjay1317.bsky.social•11 hours ago

my income? passive, from a med-mal settlement for a botched penis enlargement surgery.

ddc.me•7 hours ago

I enjoyed this storyline in Cyberpunk 2077

davidjroth.bsky.social•11 hours ago

And I'm going to lose every fucking cent of it in the next six months unless Uncle Sam tells me I can't. That's my right.

coffinsneeze.bsky.social•5 hours ago

and double dog fuck you to anybody who says otherwise🇺🇸

brianjay1317.bsky.social•11 hours ago

if that's what it takes to get back on my grind, then that's god's plan 🙏🙏🙏

omarcoming3.bsky.social•9 hours ago

Sympathies

mithos343.bsky.social•4 hours ago

Another day at the 7/11. People ask me if they can fuck the hot dog rollers. Buddy, they won't even let me

squeakins85.bsky.social•8 hours ago

So many people are going to be scammed 🙃🙃

tonydaniel.bsky.social•6 hours ago

Fucking hot dog rollers.

coolnameliz.bsky.social•11 hours ago

Best thread today.

pawpawdooga.bsky.social•9 hours ago

That shounds sheitty.

theotherspeakman.bsky.social•9 hours ago

And that's your right as- Did you say 100%? Like, naked on the heat lamp sizzling rollers?

okalrightok.bsky.social•11 hours ago

you can pry my groincoin from my cold dead hands

markshatraw.bsky.social•11 hours ago

We are Barnum-maxing. It's going to take a month before you see reports of dudes in vertically striped vests and bamboo canes barking on street corners about their tents full of "live dinosaurs" that wind up to be chickens in weird hats or something.

stiricide.bsky.social•11 hours ago

Except chicken in weird hats as dinosaurs would be GREAT.

technicallyowen.bsky.social•10 hours ago

Technically chickens are therapod dinosaurs so wouldn't even be lying just make sure you don't miss the fantastic Egress.

https://www.thearchaeologist.org/blog/how-chickens-are-related-to-dinosaurs

tonydaniel.bsky.social•7 hours ago

The chickens are not doing too well at the moment. Maybe some imported parrots that speak gibberish.

petit-a.bsky.social•9 hours ago

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marshallb19st.bsky.social•11 hours ago

Memecoins like $hart are for losers. My stablecoin, 0new1per, is algorithmically pegged to the blockchain thru a reserve of hard paper commodities held in a cabinet in my bathroom under the sink.

jeff-notheotherone.bsky.social•3 hours ago

Forget this guy - what you need is to jump in RIGHT NOW on this:

GulliBullCoin!™️

gonna be HUGE beyond description in fact we already stamped GULLIBULL on your ceiling!