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🌊🌊🌊 Retired scientist in the PNW. Democrat and proud of it. I'm scary to repubs 'cause I believe in science. No DMs.
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Doggo droogs.
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I used to spend $200/month on shitty, seedy ganja. Now, in Oregon, I can get 2 months worth of the most badass weed for $50.
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You helped confirm his fucking cabinet! Eat shit and resign, asshole.
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I buy the cut-offs in the basket in the cheese section. Just tried aged sheep's milk gouda and...oh my!
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"I'll take the Spicy Paper Italian. Extra cellulose."
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If you flip a two-headed coin and bet on tails every time you will always lose.
Quantum tunneling doesn't work macroscopically.
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Includes a preface by Garfield.
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Split torties are beautiful!
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Looks great!
Mistakes are both a learning experience and proof that it wasn't made by a robot.
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We had a "Starcade" in San Diego in the 80s when I was in my 20s. Four of us neighboring guys would go there every night (walking distance). Smoke up a bit, take $2 and head out. We got so good on Centipede, Robotron 2084, Defender, we'd get tired...and thirsty. Great times!
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You could play for 2 hours with $2 back then.
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We just returned from a 2 week vacation in Italy. We noticed that the locals would congregate in the middle of a path to talk and the walkers would go around them on the sides.
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I remember when Dell was ready to go under and then offered a 30 day money back guarantee for its PCs to allay the fear of "95% IBM compatibility."
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Those look like my "Dream Come True" roses.
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Same with Jones last month. Dude was trippin'.
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Most, if not all, ads are an insult to our intelligence. I cannot watch TV without a DVR.
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Excellent album. Most peeps only know Floyd from DSOTM on.
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Gotta be just pure luck.
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It will also take you 3 times longer than you expect to complete your project, in my experience.
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Tru dat! I bought an $800 cast-iron chimenea for $50 on Facebook Marketplace because the dude with the 14-car garage wanted to get rid of it.
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Tiki be like "Imma snooze so you don't have to."
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Haystack Rock FTW!
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Wow, 20 years. She had the privilege of a long loving life with you.
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I was a drummer for 20 years but never mastered the chimp paradiddle.
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I love split calicos. She is gorgeous!
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My technique:
Me: I'd like to cancel my service.
Them: What's the name?
Me (knowing it's in my wife's name): Susan.
Them: You are Susan?
Me: Yes.
Them: Er, ah, OK.
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The proper way to fold a fitted sheet is to wash & dry it and put it back on the damn bed.
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Still with me after 44 years.
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A Cockwork Orange
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I'll wager that your car is blue?
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That'll cover the braces.
Food, shelter, clothing and medicine: Not so much.