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BOURDAIN: And that's the thing that really makes the dog, it's the celery salt that ties it all together POPE LEO XIV: And the poppy seed bun, you can't get that anywhere else BOURDAIN: You're telling me the pope can't even get a decent poppy seed bun in Rome? POPE LEO XIV: I've tried

submitted 6 hours ago • 10 comments

"first new single from The Ataris in 15 years"

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Keep it rollin'. #HEYHEYHEYHEY

submitted 3 days ago • 2 comments

JALEN BRUNSON

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i am so SICK of random techie shitheads going "gosh all the anger around AI is so overblown, it HAS USES!" and completely ignoring the myriad of ways that LLMs are being used to make people's lives worse i dont care if it helps you code or helps sort data real good, look outside for fuck sake

submitted 12 days ago • 9 comments

lol hey I can do this one

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

WE LOVE YOU SETH LUGO #HeyHeyHeyHey

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

JK Rowling has gotten a lot of hate lately, but I think we can give her even more

submitted 14 days ago • 24 comments

Goodbye Yellow Brick Road- it doesn’t even make sense that a human wrote that song, it’s so friggin good

submitted 17 days ago • 1 comment

happy 5th anniversary to the best tweet of the last decade

submitted 383 days ago • 8 comments

Colt Keith: also a good baseball name

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

Dillon Dingler is an A+ baseball name 🤌

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

Judas: Thanks for inviting me to the Last Supper Jesus: The what? Judas: what?

submitted 403 days ago • 8 comments

Not sure I’ve ever seen 14 LOB, that is a huge number. Gotta get some clutch play at some point, because we are leaving SO many points on the board 🤬 #royals

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

Fun alt-history for old-school gamers

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

Rowling, like Musk, demonstrates why the ultra-wealthy cannot be allowed to be so: because they use their wealth to buy the world they want to live in

submitted 22 days ago • 15 comments

This is where your Harry Potter money goes

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submitted 27 days ago • 259 comments

The chickens haven't really come home to roost yet (everything is about to double in price, tourists will no longer come to the U.S., much worse unintended consequences we don't have the imagination to conceive of) and people fucking hate this shit, generally loathe what's going on. Go on offense.

submitted 27 days ago • 170 comments

all walks are mental health walks

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

If you're at a party and they're not playing any alternative rock it's ok to just our lady peace out

submitted 29 days ago • 78 comments

this is how the american economy is going to work for AT LEAST two entire years

submitted 30 days ago • 47 comments

hey. a very unfortunate and upsetting thing happened to me this week, and talking about it publicly comes at a great personal cost so if you could take the time to read it, it would mean a lot tldr: wotc pulled the ad i made on all platforms due to the comments said ad received

submitted 30 days ago • 144 comments

MORE GOOD MISSOURI NEWS (I really was curious as to whether this town was going to get real weird about a property tax increase)

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GOOD MISSOURI NEWS YALL

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60 Minutes found no criminal record for 75% of the Venezuelan migrants the U.S. sent to a mega-prison in El Salvador. https://cbsn.ws/4lC4Vp5

submitted 32 days ago • 1094 comments

Look, Royals announcers, I know his name is Bubic, and he pitched great, but I do not think you necessarily want to keep repeating that his performance was “Bubilicious”

submitted 32 days ago • 0 comments

a world without trans people has never existed and never will

submitted 34 days ago • 32 comments

feels worth flagging that we've now had sustained disparate protest and One Big Day protest at or above the scale of 2017 so it might be time to drop the "public reaction to trump has been more muted in his second term" spiel

submitted 33 days ago • 14 comments

Fair #shiningforce #sega

submitted 35 days ago • 2 comments

Was always only a matter of time but this is still sad- the hop-on/hop-off buses have been one of my favorite parts of living here so far. At least the streetcar expansion will mitigate this a bit.

submitted 35 days ago • 0 comments

Watching the news lately

submitted 35 days ago • 5 comments

Guys we need communism

submitted 36 days ago • 301 comments

what booker is doing very well is making clear the difference between moral persuasion and legislative power. Democrats have the ability to harness the former, if not the latter, and while it's taken longer than I would have preferred, I'm happy to see it happening.

submitted 37 days ago • 8 comments

To celebrate TDOV, you could pre-order my debut book The Dad Rock That Made Me a Woman, arriving on May 6. Pre-orders, asking your library to stock the book, etc are a HUGE help to a debut author like me, and every little bit helps! utpress.utexas.edu/978147733148...

submitted 39 days ago • 2 comments

It's also the day for my favorite meme! If this aging Klingon warrior can get it right, so can anyone.

submitted 39 days ago • 128 comments

curtain rods peaked at the little sharp hooky things you just kinda zip-zipped up in the corners of the frame and tilted that weird, folded-on-itself retractable rod onto. measuring, anchors, heavy curtains, big screws, all of that is for the birds

submitted 42 days ago • 0 comments

I don’t understand how you can watch a video like the Tufts one and not view ICE as an irredeemable agency that is attractive for violent white supremacists to work at.

submitted 44 days ago • 17 comments

This shit is just absolutely horrifying.

submitted 44 days ago • 0 comments

This is going to be a regular thing, isn’t it? Finding out that the thing I was told I could literally be executed for is just happening out there, and it’s fine, everything’s fine, just be chill, god WHATEVER

submitted 44 days ago • 0 comments