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schmamps.bsky.social
If you will it, Dude, it is no dream.
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Mostly old growth Douglas-fir pulled from the crawl space. What’s the street value of this heap?

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Reddit will definitely succumb to slop unless the moderators get paid, but most likely will anyway.

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Pluto is a “minor planet” but somehow Europe and Asia are separate first-class continents

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Cold snap in the winter: “winter weather advisory” Hot spell in the summer: “heat advisory” 🤔

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CMV: iPhone notifications should be delayed until you are done using the camera

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Tired of these three-cell bodges for devices obviously designed with a 3.7V lithium ion battery in mind

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Do we know for a fact that the Trump administration is not using policy papers written by my moron classmates in 8th grade social studies

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Are these smelly people using whole body deodorant ashy or what? Hard to conceive of using deodorant and moisturizer on the same parts

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Prestige TV seasons are too short and far apart for a normal audiences to keep up from series premiere to finale. Hope that more adopt the soap opera-ish format of new seasons with new characters, e.g. Fargo, White Lotus.

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“Deluxe Remasters” should give first billing to the producer for those album tracks

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Fun new-to-me word game! 🍋 Squeezy #381 🍋 Breezy Mode EZ: 😎 🍋 PZ: 😎 🍋 LS: 😎 🍋 ImSqueezy.com

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“DOGE as a National Cyberattack” is an interesting, believable take: www.schneier.com/blog/archive...

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Random footage from my partner's brother in Thailand: beach resort town cattle drive

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Thinking about standing outside bougie grocery stores and scalping eggs for $5 a pop

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Aged like milk

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Watching Super Bowl with more antipathy than usual and wondering why Kansas City licensed “three-peat” when “Hattrick Mahomes” was RIGHT THERE

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I’m not getting younger but there’s only one day every year that I get older

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I’m glad Irving finally figured out what was up with Helly

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Unrelated news items

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Upton Sinclair is rolling in his grave www.forconstructionpros.com/business/con...

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If corporations are people, whatever happened to “one person one vote” and is the death penalty abolished yet?

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If you think it’s crazy that Americans use rodents to predict the weather wait until you find out that Mickey Mouse writes their copyright law #Disney opb.org/article/2025...

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I get why lower-level stuff like IPv6 takes time but even the application layer is pretty stagnant: fediverse, Discord/Slack, and “the cloud” and pretty marginal improvements on decades-old tech like USENET, IRC, and time-sharing mainframes

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Zuck challenging Elon to a match had to be the shortest face turn in fight history

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Sometimes I scan and share domestic mail for my partner's brother, who has lived overseas for quite a while. Turns out I already used this joke exactly five years ago and it is time for new material

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Panhandled waiting at the DMV. There’s a new one

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Maybe downtown Portland is different now but the “parking protected” bike lane on Broadway is a joke. THREE right hook near misses between Everett and Yamhill on a single ride is madness

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Tawna Sanchez’s alcohol policy is bad faith crypto-neo-prohibition and I don’t know how this district can get better representation

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NFL on Fox was probably one of the last places I expected to hear “Lunatic Fringe.” Alas we are not on guard this time … genius.com/Red-rider-lu...

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Severance Season 2 makes a big ask of the audience to remember the first season from three years ago

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TIL the meme is a 40 year old song music.apple.com/us/album/wal...

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If it took 17 years to get King Corn out of my queue then it’s still a great documentary www.imdb.com/title/tt1112...

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“The root cause of the problem is that the US has no real consumer privacy law, but fixing that problem would be bad for companies like Google and Meta.” thedailywtf.com/articles/tic...

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Always a great feeling

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It’s Silence Night

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The continuity test helped once, maybe, but otherwise this is the most redundant toolkit I own. Stays in the bag or tells me what I already knew

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I Will Pay Any Amount to Not Pay My Taxes www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/i-w...

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What if the “liberal” MSM took notice of the stuff Trump is doing and ignore the shiny chaff of everything he says

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Do you suppose Jason Alexander and Dunston the Orangutan still hang

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Oh no

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Just this once, I really have been waiting all day for Sunday night

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"Successfully typed [new year] on the first try" is a new achievement

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My not-so-ambitious New Year's resolution was to fill out this profile. Here we are.

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