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I’m Schmooples, catboy vtuber poet and hot pink mess! Check out my streams on Tuesday and Saturday evenings! https://schmooples.carrd.co/
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Today's only meal is salt free black beans from a can and three leftover lemon pepper wings. I dunno if this is the best time of my life or a desperate cry for help.

In foetid darkness Camera clicks, piercing shadow A shade shrieks her rage - Fatal Frame III

Shaved my legs today and I'm wearing tights, but my house is cold and I'm wrapped up in a blanket. Yet everytime I get up from my desk I take the blanket off and am cold again until I can return. Not even my fuzzy kitty paw socks help. Catboy problems.

Speaking of the Witherbark Tribe Halazzi High Priestess, Ka'ze #ka'ze #troll #art #oc

Streaming tonight, 7pm cst! MORE FATAL FRAME III! I am on a groove with this game, and other famous last words. www.twitch.tv/schmooplesvt

Don't you fucking judge me network analysis program.

Taco Bell replaced the Cheesy Gordita Crunch with the Cahlupa Supreme in their lux cravings box. Is this minor and insignificant? Yes. Is it stupid to be upset about? Yes. Was this my only meal today and the lack of cheesy crunchy goodness manifested into misery and despair? Also yes.

New day, different location to sit and sob over pretty anime boys being sad on monstrous IG reels. Today's throne of woe: my car.

Streaming more Fatal Frame 3! It is apparently the anniversary of when I first made affiliate, which is cool I guess? Come watch me be scared by spooky ghosts, just like when I first started some unknown amount of years ago! www.twitch.tv/schmooplesvt

Coming out of the bathroom at work trying to hide the face I was crying over a sad IG reel of Scaramouche missing his mommy.

Streaming today, since yesterday I was so eepy I ended early. More Fatal Frame III! www.twitch.tv/schmooplesvt

I hope that whatever designer at SE that put together the Vanu Vanu tribe quests spends his eternity in the afterlife doing them every day.

Streaming some more today! Finished Fatal Frame 2, so no more crying over crimson butterflies. Instead, we shall cower in fear of (checks notes) the tormented? That's probably not great. Starting in 5 minutes! www.twitch.tv/schmooplesvt

Ugly crying at the end of Fatal Frame II because those monster devs made me get the SAD ENDING FJRST EHY DID YOU DO THIS TO ME OROJECT ZERO

I stweam tonight! More spooky butterfly game.

Tomorrow is the best day, cheap easter candy in the morning!

Sometimes I wish my artistic abilities had manifested in drawing instead of writing and poetry, but then I think about the things I would draw and that much power should never be in the hands of a single catboy.

I'm sure this is a wonderful idea that will have no negative repurcussions or influences on my behaviors.

If a giant Easter Bunny tells you he has candy in his van, DO NOT GET IN! All he has is old jelly beans and those weird orange slice thingies and it is totally not worth it.

why is working out so much wooooork i just wanna be smol it's not faaaaaaiiiiiirrrrrr waaaaaaaahhhhh

Meteor is objectively the best LB3 in all circumstances.

weeping

What is an acceptable amount of pizza rolls to eat for a meal? Like...how many can you eat without being judged? Asking for a friend.

Streaming again today! Finally. Had to sit out for a week and am excited to be terrified again. Starting now! www.twitch.tv/schmooplesvt

"Oh such perilous woe" Spaketh yon catteboy "Thine cock doth crow and herein hope destroy" Pink fluffe, he doth weep As alarme, in pain, beclap Such horror forsook sleep! And awoke he from his nap

i do not think therefore i do not am

Would you still love me if I were a slime?

Crimson Butterflies, wings aflutter in darkened skies Crimson Butterflies, voices for ethereal ghostly cries Crimson Butterflies, masks to hide their forlorn lies Streaming Fatal Frame II: Crimson Butterfly now! www.twitch.tv/schmooplesvt

Would you still love me if I was a worm you found in an apple after eating half of it?

I beat Fatal Frame! It's definitely an experience, though a clunky one. I have many thoughts, and I hope to write out a video essay script on it and Signalis soon.

STREAMING TODAY! Woo! Playing.... oh. Playing more Fatal Frame. Woo. Scary...ghost game. Whee. I'm not crying you're crying! www.twitch.tv/schmooplesvt

One day I will wake up early on a Saturday, refreshed after a good night's sleep and ready to do all the things I had planned for myself. Today is not that day. Today I slept until noon.

whee spooky gaem y ghosts run from camera not sleeping tonight

Uuuuugh. Sick. No stream today

Drove halfway across town to find my favorite bubblegum ice cream and they DIDN'T HAVE IT HOW CAN THERE BE SO MUCH PAIN IN MY LIFE

Why is my Instagram feed full of ads for femboy clothes???

Uuuugh I know it's only an hour but the time change is miserable. I'm so tired!

Cardboard Dove w the lead pipe (From today's stream) #Dovedraw