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I’m Schmooples, catboy vtuber poet and hot pink mess! Check out my streams on Tuesday and Saturday evenings!
https://schmooples.carrd.co/
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Solution: learn to write with your feet.
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My wellness placebo is looking at pictures of pretty anime boys doing unspeakable things. It's cheaper than therapy.
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Please wake me up. This timeline is scary.
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Sometimes I look at the words on my little blue butterfly app and I just don't know what they mean and that scares me.
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I feel like I would open a can of orange slices at your home and it would be full of knitting or crochet stuff.
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Raising the temple.
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Exactly! I don't care if everyone else but a healer is dead. I cast GIANT SPACE ROCK!!
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I just eat the condensed chicken noodle kind out of the can, but it's super salty.
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Pfft. I'm adorable, everyone loves me! I'm in all their hearts, like bad cholesterol.
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Bees = kyute, fuzzy, adorable little spicy butts
Wasps = "Of Rage, of Hate, of Torment shall they be made and they shall show the world the despair of my Agony." - God, apparently.
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Hmm. I guess maybe if they were going uphill...but then the logs would just hit the horses and everyone would be sad because horses are cool. :(
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But wagons go really slow and if the logs fell off they would just roll onto the road? What if the wagons were full of like, uh. Bees? Or wasps. Angry barrels of wasps. Vampires like wasps right?