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Graduate of the Zoolander Center for Children Who Can't Read So Good and Other Things. Older fellow who is training to be a ninja assasin, but experiencing difficulty moving silently due to arthritis
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I tried Elon's strategy. I sent an email to my spouse and adult children demanding a weekly five point review of what they did. They each came up with five items, but they were all extremely disrespectful. The response from my otherwise sweet wife was especially biting, yet still amusing.

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So the ‘president’ and GOP has abdicated all the responsibility of governing to one oligarchs while he is remains on a publicity tour of any big event he can elbow his way in.

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

No one can accuse Donald of not being a sensitive soul after this.

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

Trump will never do something just because it's right. Always transactional, always whatever will benefit him and his cronies.

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

Does this mean Donald is preparing to invade South Africa for his boss?

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

we’ve tried nothing and we’re all out of ideas!

submitted 21 days ago • 25 comments

just start saying this plainly to more people i'm serious.

submitted 23 days ago • 342 comments

An update; the Mars rover sends back pictures of the barren Marscape. The Webb space telescope transmits amazing pictures of far off galaxies. Meanwhile, congressional reps think we can manipulate non-existent clouds to rain and don't believe vaccines are on the verge of eradicating disease.

submitted 41 days ago • 0 comments

The Mars Curiousity rover sends images of the Martian landscape. The Webb space telescope beams images of galaxies from unimagninable distances. Science is working on vaccines for cancer and HIV. Meanwhile, elected representatives worry about UFO's, vaccines being magnetic, and Trump being a victim.

submitted 48 days ago • 0 comments

John Roberts is very upset that the public has lost confidence in John Roberts and the institution John Roberts leads following a series of confidence-cratering actions by John Roberts and his colleagues, and therefore would like everyone to know that this is not John Roberts' fault, it's yours.

submitted 54 days ago • 1322 comments

So, to follow the Doge Brothers logic; They need to bring in more H1-B visa workers (who get deported if they're fired). A vague "culture" is the problem, not underfunded education, poverty, income inequality, or detailed policy for training. Need to invade Greenland for rare earth metals.

submitted 58 days ago • 0 comments

A brilliant strategy. Use Dimbulb Donnie as a patsy. Let him distract his cult by making proclamations about UFO drones and invading Canada. Meanwhile, do whatever you want with the PAB senate and congress that they purchased to cut taxes, eliminate financial oversight, and scam more sweet subsidies

submitted 66 days ago • 0 comments

I propose the formation of a Federal Attention Committee, with myself at the head. We will provide massive amounts of attention and ego stroking to officials that need lots of attention. First up; Nancy Mace will have her own account exec to take pictures of her tell her she's worthy.

submitted 73 days ago • 0 comments

I understand his frustration. Those mean people made him say stupid, crazy stuff unconnected to reality, legality, or sanity. Biden never sounds that crazy when he gets interviewed, so it must be the mean people asking questions

submitted 77 days ago • 1 comment