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In my years of covering internet culture I’ve always tried to impress upon people that social media algorithms + audiences actively incentivize and reward behavior and people that are almost comically evil and stupid. Anyways now that culture is running the country

There are more people in this photo than trans women in organized sports

Putting RFK Jr in as health secretary is like putting someone in charge of department of energy that advocates for perpetual motion machines

🧵 It’s not clear whether the OMB pause memo is meant to apply to Medicaid payments going out; the memo specifically says it does not include Medicare, but it’s silent on Medicaid. I’m on the hill tmrw for Medicaid meetings, obv this is now a top concern.

Robert Mitchum was all man. He was like a tire iron with a face.

Presidents don’t normally have a direct influence over the economy but the massive chaos inflicted by Trump 2.0 might do it

Really think Trump’s deal with Greenland is that he knows climate change is real and unstoppable (thanks to his ilk!) and all that snow covered land will eventually become highly sought real estate

Narcotics anonymous? No thank you I like to know the drugs I’m taking

really wonder what MAGA expects out of the next 4 years. We already had him once and that term was notably unremarkable in achievement or anything that defines a good presidency. His 1st signature campaign promise barely got any traction! He’s already backtracking the new ones

Very funny how there exists a whole cottage industry focused on emulating the quotidian lifestyle habits of billionaires as if to uncover some hitherto unknown path for success while the richest guy ever logs impossible gaming hours and shares godawful shitposts online 24/7

How is it Mario takes all these pipes to the sewer but never encounters actual human waste, shouldn’t he be like swimming in feces down there

Kinda sus how they keep swapping old years with new ones. They thought we wouldn’t notice

Listening to some history podcasts and apparently Henry the VIII was a tutor?!? Imagine hiring someone for help with your math homework and it's the king of England

First time watching Polar Express. Didn’t realize Tom Hanks basically does a Tom Waits impression for his train hopper character

Wicked was great but I thought the exterior shots of Shiz, which looked very much like a Mediterranean resort, were kind of out of place in an American fable

Roof yoga. Is this a thing? Anyone tried this yet? Shoot me some royalties if you do

“Would you kill baby Hitler” isn’t a terribly illuminating philosophical question. “Would you kill baby Hitler then serve the rest of your life in prison, widely scorned, for infanticide” has way more sauce

What if the AI’s got a 90% error rate

The key to ousting Adams is committing to running together and asking all supporters *not to rank Adams on their ballots.* Running an RCV race between people who are ideologically aligned means working together and building coalitions through all five slots on the ballot.

i’ve seen people say “celebrating the CEO dying is bad, talk to people in real life you’ll see” i’ve talked to people and they all think it’s cool as hell

Every health insurance executive right now

Sneazen’s Greetings

can I code fast? no. but can I code well? also no. but does my code work? alas, no

*texting my dealer* what are your Black Friday promotions

Kind of wouldn’t mind a trumpy uncle or two to drunkenly berate right now

History was a great time for guys whose middle name was “the”

Please vet your blocklist creators before you implement a mute-list or blocklist. MAGA, foreign troll farms and other bad actors are working day and night to silence our voices.

I keep thinking about those congresspeople kneeling in the rotunda wearing kente cloth scarves, very performative. There has been no loud, visible, unified support for Sarah McBride from the democrats. It’s a real disgrace. That is your colleague! They are bullying her in your faces. And silence!

Can we recognize that the congressional dems left Sarah McBride out to dry by not sticking up for her when she was put in an impossible situation?

If trans women were actually committing weird crimes in women’s bathrooms you’d see a lot more trans representation on Trump’s cabinet

Dr Oz gets appointed to government while Wicked is in theaters???? Wake up sheeple

If your friend has face blindness and you don’t wear a name tag you’re being ableist

Ever think about how it’s not actually Home Depot, it’s “The Home Depot”

Among the saddest things about this is that last time it happened—and it did happen, almost immediately—Trump deported a bunch of adoptees whose parents thought adoption gave them citizenship. It didn’t.