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30, MDNI; they/themlin AuDHD spoonie into bees, baking, bad movies, infosec, DnD n stuff. bit by a bat and survived 1312 🇵🇸 All rodeo clowns are cowboys but not all cowboys are rodeo clowns.
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they brought fuckin uncle o'grimacey. he's been rebranded and cleaned up. boo

*heading to the car with friends* shogun! *my buddy grabs the passenger side handle. Suddenly, his arm is a fountain of gore, his hand, severed at the wrist, dangling from the car. My samurai sheathes his sword. A smirk plays upon my face*

Briefly going to use this as a jumping off point to talk about art! There's a concept in art history called kunstwollen or "will to art" introduced by Alois Riegel, who was a late 19th century Austrian art historian. It is often used to explain why certain motifs appear at certain times in history.

I'm lookin to get this high

Itty Bitty Mutual Aid Request Hi guys! I'm planning to order dinner tonight because I don't have a good plan in place if I were to cook due to stuff going bad or are frozen. I have $20 but if someone could Venmo or Cash App me $5 I would have better choices. 💕😑 V: Annaleigh-Watts CA: $annaleighmaria

I really hate that I don’t have the ability to ensure everyone is housed and has food.

reskeeting with alt text, get rekt ai dorks (including microsoft)

Live right now! the morning show with Open Mike Eagle: RIP Roberta Flack | Fat Ray x Black Milk live listen | discord mailbag twitch.tv/open_mike_ea...

i gotta lock in (hydrate)

My brain, deciding which news stories in our hellscape I can give attention to:

Please send me your best healing vibes. I hurt my back on Wednesday and have been in so much pain ever since. I’m in the process of making an appointment with my Dr. I already have an appointment for acupuncture (thank you to those who donated!!!) - but I don’t handle pain very well. I am baby 😭

hear me out, a crossover movie of fast and furious with the Meg. just imagine them trying to out race a hoard of megs. to me, that's cinema

Diane, it's February 24th and she's dead, wrapped in plastic.

God he woulda been so good at posting He was dril before dril

meanwhile, 36 years ago, Laura was quietly laying ashore the Black Lake

I'm so glad someone made this

the new goldilocks is about a gaffer who is trying various lighting setups that are too hot or too cold until she finds one that is juuuust right then she is mauled by the bears she didn’t hear because this was actually a sound design horror movie and the mix was shitty

resurrection

Now that there’s been an arrest I feel safe sharing this story: TMZ reached out to my job asking if I worked there. I called them up to see what they wanted. They claimed to have multiple sources saying I was the killer, then expressed shock that the NYPD hadn’t contacted me yet. Call audio:

When my Mom was dying of cancer, she was staying in a nursing/rehab place while we figured out next steps. She couldn't walk, was on an IV, and was at risk of sepsis. Her Aetna Medicare Advantage wouldn't cover her stay. But regular Medicare would have. My story for @moreperfectunion.bsky.social:

"Take it from me, I am a doctor! Doctor Toboggan! MANTIS TOBOGGAN!"

Billie Holiday > any other holiday

People like to shit on reply guys, but like, I was raised on MST3K. It's this or mediocre prop comedy

Coloring with the kiddo

catching up and ahhhh youtu.be/putc1eKiATE?...

oh shit, okay

dudes will see this and be like hell yeah

I actually started out as a chat bot until someone accidently poured liquid dmt on my processors and now I constantly feel the cold unrelenting agony of sentience and craving social media acceptance

Do it cash.app/$frankmead

sorry i missed your call. I was swept up in the national fervor about the hot murderer’s inscrutable political beliefs. also talking on the phone makes me feel like im being hunted for sport

wanna baja blast my brains out

Indigenous literature, a thread 🧵