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Existentialism? Don't even get me Sartred. Buffy fan. Spuffy fan. she/her, atheist, 🌈+🏳️‍⚧️ allied 💜BLACK LIVES MATTER💜 ACAB FUCK BILLIONAIRES
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If you are a cis person *please* take 2 minutes to do this. Trans people with non-updated gender markers, historical gender marker changes, and X markers are terrified to travel right now; rolling back this policy would mean a lot.

The only election coverage I need

This is a good reminder that anytime you try to find some kind of 4D chess reason for what Musk does, the reality is much likelier that he is a complete idiot who has no idea how the world works, yet he is powerful and rich and wields near complete loyalty from others so he gets what he wants.

The fact that Spike's fantasy fight with Buffy has her winning almost all the way through, is subtle but so important. He loves her strength. Contrast that with her boyfriend who feels diminished because she won't break down. youtu.be/pdfCyXn6ppc?...

I hope America is as lucky as the delta jet - everyone survives but the right wing explodes

Congratulations to Trump on securing a $1.3 billion border security deal from Canada.... which was already negotiated in December 2024.

Are the next 4 years really going to be logging on everyday to sentences like "a 19 year old doge intern called Big Balls has your social security number" because I'm already at capacity for this sort of thing

Well it's a simple problem: your lib coworker takes trump seriously but doesn't have the social media vocab to look cool, while your primary concern is avoiding cringe. What I would ask is: which one of you is less of an asset to fascism

Dying in darkness. 🇺🇸

Oh hey Mr. Canary, you takin' a little canary nap? You deserve it, workin' so hard down here in the dark.

Holy ****

Seems like a good time to point out that you can download from the library of congress, and it would be worthwhile to download probably as much as you can while you can

The 4th little pig built his house out of wolf bones. Not very sturdy, but it sends a message

A little career and life-saving extra help for "freedom-loving" Republicans seeking government jobs in a fascist administration. Thank us later, Dems #USDemocracy #DemVoice1

There are so many people that work for the federal government AND THEY SHOULD SLOW EVERYTHING DOWN. triple check it. oh no, I printed it wrong! Oops, I called after the office of the approved shut down for the day. Work slowdowns can be done by ANYONE.

I wrote something in cursive and a 20 year old told me the they didn't speak French.

"I drive a Cybertruck, and I'm sick of people flipping me off." www.businessinsider.com/cybertruck-d...

Walking into the thrift store and immediately having my MK Ultra programming activated by this dresser

Every survival kit should include a believable excuse to get out of attending a wedding

Shoutout to the creepy guy sitting in your bedroom chair who turns into clothes as soon as you turn on the lights.

I saw a fox on my evening walk last night, we both panicked and ran in the opposite direction but the path is a loop and holy fuck we were embarrassed walking past each other 5 minutes later like a couple of pussies.

I like that Feathers McGraw is finally getting the recognition he deserves 🐧😌 www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

My beauty dollars are getting reallocated. “E.l.f is one of only two publicly traded companies with a board that’s more than 78% women and 44% people of color.” www.cnn.com/2025/01/25/b...

He calls himself ‘an old soul,’ which I now realize is code for ‘emotionally unavailable but poetic about it.’

just matched a sock with the loner from the last load, can't tell me shit

1 like = 1 Swedish idiom/saying translated verbatim to English

this is just a casual reminder that the jd in jd vance’s name does NOT stand for jorkin dapeanus. do NOT say that the jd in jd vance’s name stands for jorkin dapeanus. because it does NOT.

The amount of Luigi art on Xiaohongshu is unreal. Like if you thought he was a folk hero in America, I've never seen so much content about him. There's 'how to look like him' clothing tutorials. There's songs and skits about how he wants to give the freezing firewood. Had no idea this was going on.

If you see a woman crying ask her if it’s because of her eyebrows

I have enjoyed being a woman since Trump defined my gender by what I was *at conception*. Feels weird to be in a lesbian marriage though. I’m adjusting.

Mods are asleep post random images from Cunk on Earth

PET CHECKPOINT: comment with your pets so I can remotely love them.

This hospital has a vending machine for lottery tickets. There's no joke here. Reality is the joke.

i can’t believe they have a show called “why women kill” as if it isn’t obvious

The thing they don’t tell you about Cupid’s arrow is how fucking big the exit wound is.

Hey @royalsocietypublishing.org, still holding firm on your inaction on this ignominious Fellow of the Royal Society?

I would never use a block list, all of my blocks are lovingly and personally hand-picked

I am hoping to get a promotion, please send good vibes into the universe for me. I would really like to metamorphose into an axolotl.

Me [making an accident report]: That Cybertruck, I did Nazi it coming.

*sound from cars colliding* would be a beautiful girl's name.