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scorpiocatlady.is.tired.fyi
She/Her. ♏︎☼ ♏︎☾ ♏︎↗ Hozier. History Lover. Pagan of the good-times. Eat The Rich. I’m not a lyric bot but I might as well be at this point
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everyday 😔

submitted 23 hours ago • 1 comment

taking applications to disappear into the woods with me to never be seen again and become the reason people think it’s haunted.

submitted 13 hours ago • 0 comments

EVERYTIME I PURCHASE A VINTAGE BUTTON UP SHIRT AND I TRY AND BE A COOL PERSON I AM FUCKING HORRENDOUSLY HUMBLED PUNCHING WALLS WHY ME

submitted 13 hours ago • 1 comment

I’m physically in the office tomorrow

submitted 15 hours ago • 0 comments

Me neighbour just asked me to move my bird feeder which is on my tree, because the birds keep landing on the fence and pooping on her horrendously ugly plastic plants. Sorry but the answer is ✨no✨

submitted 17 hours ago • 0 comments

Hi so I think there was a mistake on the tism distribution system I was meant to have nepotism instead I got autism can I get a refund

submitted 22 hours ago • 0 comments

idc if twitter is down!!! why are you still on there anyway

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

The audacity to open a terf gym in London will never not fucking shock me. Was a horrendously terrible business idea.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Anyone got any links for some trans flag stickers? For someone who is not me, I need a bulk supplier willing to send them to me fairly quickly.

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

I am straight up not having a fun and fresh time !!!!

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

So I brushed out Magnus’s fur last night and left a few clumps from the brush (he’s shedding his winter coat) on my bird feeders and they flew by and collected it for their nests this morning so kind reminder to everyone to leave their pets fur on their lawns if u can cos the birdies will take it!

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

ranunculus blooming forth in every colour in the moments it has left

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

I feel I can speak on behalf of most of the good people of the uk and say don’t worry, we wish he would just fucking die too.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

all of history is a struggle between guys who go “oh shit that’s crazy” and guys who say “that seems fake”

submitted 3 days ago • 12 comments

I know everyone grieves differently but I wish I didn’t have to see literal footage of peoples pets dying on TikTok. It’s so fucking awful and heartbreaking and i genuinely cannot :(

submitted 3 days ago • 2 comments

Hey so American frens not to brag but if u wanna wife me up real quick u can just come live in London with me, like a lavender marriage but just to rescue u from peril and horror u know what I mean

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

Would anyone like to be pals and maybe share interests and thoughts and cat pics w me

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

Not to brag but I found out the mystery tree of my new home in my garden is a pussy willow today (it’s finally started sprouting floofs)

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

a goddess

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

As someone who shares a name with that insidious harpy, I am safe from anyone seeing my name on the internet and being like oh huh Casey as in Anthony? Once again. Thankyou world on behalf of all other Casey’s too.

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

Still chuckling to myself darkly over the fact Casey Anthony said she was in the legal field since 2011 I’m so glad the entire internet said absolutely not, gtfo and please delete your TikTok and hopefully yourself x

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

it’s been heartening to see the internet come together as one and heckle casey anthony right back off social media immediately again

submitted 7 days ago • 5 comments

The only good thing that happened tonight was that we bullied Casey Anthony (the child killer) off of Tik tok.

submitted 7 days ago • 16 comments

A fierce beast tempts you into touching the belly fluff. Your lack of judgement will mean blood will be drawn

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

A fierce merciless predator

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

Oh it’s time to end the scroll isn’t it

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

Oh and it’s not tonight !!! OOOOH UHH OHHH Where you hold me tight!! OHHH UHH OHHH Light the fire bright!! OOOHH UHH OHH Let it blaze alright, honey OOOOH

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

Planted up another pot today to make me feel a bit better xx

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

Using Annabel’s Disney plus subscription like it’s fucking giving me life rn yes I’ve already watched princess diary’s 2 now I’m gonna watch Mulan this is the best wfh sick day ever

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

I did not go to the office today rejoice

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

How I gonna be if they actually expect me to rock up to the office tomorrow ngl

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

U guys I am ill I am not long for this world please delete my notes on my phone they are embarrassing ok thanks

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments