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Business/pleasure Ring announcer and host of PRO WRESTLING POTLUCK, the *live* weekly wrestling mixtape! Thursdays on twitch. Later on YouTube. https://linktr.ee/MisterGreenMist 📼👨🏻‍🍳📼
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Every now and again I think about this clip and it lifts my spirits.

American politics makes a lot more sense when you realize that the GOP is afraid of pissing off the GOP base, and the Dems are afraid of pissing off the GOP base, but neither party is afraid of pissing off the Dem base.

I did a whole "graphic novel" about being the son of a traumatized former "child genius," check it out! www.amazon.com/All-Answers-...

*puts black tape over nametag* *gives extremely rude customer a deservedly rude comeback*

KEEP CALLING. PEEL OFF ALL DEM SENATORS YOU CAN. ☎️: (202) 224-3121 Tell them to vote NO on Cloture and NO on CR. Vote is pushed to after 1:15ish for now. Situation is fluid. The only public YES votes are Schumer and Fetterman. They need 7-8 total. KEEP CALLING. Call retiring Senators too!

Attention east coast wrestling promoters: if you’re not booking me because of the UGLY rumor that I’m a WWE ID signee, I am here to say THAT IS NOT TRUE! I am a very affordable ring announcer and commentator that knows how to get talent over, push merch, problem solve, and stretch DM me

Chuck Schumer is 74 years old. Nancy Pelosi is 84. The median age of the US Senate is 64 years old. US retirement age is 67, US life expectancy is 79. Imagine leaders who literally, viscerally do not give a single shit about what happens in 10 years because they won't live that long.

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hot & fresh ep of PRO WRESTLING POTLUCK cooked up for tonight! 👨🏻‍🍳 Here’s what’s on the docket: - matches, promos, weird junk - GUEST: @notthattomgreen.is.tired.fyi - Gimmick Gauntlet 2025 Pro Wrestling Potluck is the LIVE weekly, wrestling mixtape! twitch.tv/MisterGreenMist

These two are my new muse: #AEW

Attention east coast wrestling promoters: if you’re not booking me because of the UGLY rumor that I’m a WWE ID signee, I am here to say THAT IS NOT TRUE! I am a very affordable ring announcer and commentator that knows how to get talent over, push merch, problem solve, and stretch DM me

WWE collects racist celebs like Pokémon

I AM HYPED 💎📺💎

Very excited to join my kayfabulous, bootleg cousin @scotlandgreen.bsky.social tonight for the PRO WRESTLING POTLUCK! 9pm et - Twitch: MisterGreenMist

BREAKING: Hundreds of Jews and allies have taken over Trump Tower chanting “We want justice, you say how. Bring Mahmoud home now!” and “Fight Nazis, not students.” The civil disobedience is spawned by the ICE arrest of Palestinian student Mahmoud Khalil.

Monkeyball Mike Bailey 🫧 #wrestlingart / Speedball Mike Bailey / 🤼 / AEW

its amazing how chatgpt knows everything about subjects I know nothing about, but is wrong like 40% of the time in things im an expert on. not going to think about this any further

this is a good joke but this also speaks to a truth about 2025 America: the growing, horrible sense among many people that running scams is the only path to basic financial stability this is, of course, utter poison for human society

chuck schumer needs to go. the democratic party leadership is useless. they are not opposition, they are complicit. if you care at all about this country or anyone in it, you NEED to vote against this bill

Rumored guests: Undertaker Tate Brothers Hulk Hogan Steve Bannon Buck Zumhofe

Confirmed by EVERY SINGLE Democratic senator

My life was so much less stressful when I thought Elon Musk was an anime.

Deporting someone for protesting and speaking out feels very unamerican. Traditionally they're murdered by the FBI.

never seen a better create-a-pro wrestler

Happy Mario Day Here’s a thread of Captain Lou Albano as Mario doing what he does best: PSAs First- Mario warns the children about guns and knives #mar10day

We can now post longer videos! Let’s celebrate with the Inoki Slap Line!

Happy MARIO DAY Here’s a lucha libre match we watched on the Potluck featuring copyright infringement versions of Mario, Luigi, Donkey Kong, & Waluigi! Spoiler: Mario is named MARIO BROSS and DK’s lucha name is DON KING KONG youtu.be/a3WDNJUi9G8?... #mar10day #marioday #wrestlesky

Happy MARIO DAY Here’s a lucha libre match we watched on the Potluck featuring copyright infringement versions of Mario, Luigi, Donkey Kong, & Waluigi! Spoiler: Mario is named MARIO BROSS and DK’s lucha name is DON KING KONG youtu.be/a3WDNJUi9G8?... #mar10day #marioday #wrestlesky

Today’s WCW DEEP CUT looks at the time a radio station literally couldn’t give away tickets to a Thunder taping.

Rizzler pop > Road Warrior Pop

Oh my god. That was the grossest Angels Wings I've ever seen. I hope MJF is okay after that. FACE FIRST

Favorite moment of Zero Hour so far: @rjcity.bsky.social sneering up at “Yung Gravy” as he said he considered wrestling

Every single Democratic Senator voted for Marco Rubio as Sec of State!

wemon day [whoop whoop]