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scottbox.bsky.social
Interior architect and amateur pizzaiolo. Board member, 826LA and Vista Del Mar. Owned by two yellow Labs. Gen Xcellent
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Yeah but what did it get on Rotten Tomatoes?

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K yeah maybe deport the dog kicker.

submitted 10 hours ago • 0 comments

In the words of Nelson Mandela: it always seems impossible until it’s done. My friends, it is done. And you are the ones who did it. I am honored to be your Democratic nominee for the Mayor of New York City.

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What did they elect you to do, sell popcorn and peanuts in the Senate aisles?

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Remember when a guy threw a shoe at George Bush? They can do that again you know.

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The Israel-Iran is frightening Trump because there’s nothing in it for him and his pea brain can’t handle that.

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I hope it rains on Trump's parade.

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Beware: if Kristi Noem comes into your salon for a mani-pedi, you may end up with no employees.

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

Another Brian Wilson banger courtesy my friend Rachel

submitted 17 days ago • 9 comments

TRUMP PARDONS JEAN VALJEAN BEFORE THE INTERMISSION; RUINS SHOW

submitted 17 days ago • 6 comments

See you in the next life, you shiny genius. Punch Murry in the face for me.

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Anybody got an envelope needs closin’?

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

The situation in DTLA to which 700 Marines have been deployed is a couple dozen interfaith clergypersons leading a small crowd in prayer.

submitted 19 days ago • 107 comments

Protesting Angelenos: the ruff tuff gang is here to say that we support you! Fight for your rights!

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

@mollyjongfast.bsky.social I'm on the board at 826LA, and we'd love to have you do a book reading some time for our members. Thanks!

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

Send in The Marines! They're dancing!

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This is what a true beta male does.

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

IMPORTANT LAB NEWS

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

Aaron Rodgers is the NFL’s version of the My Pillow Guy.

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

Executive committee meeting.

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

I don’t collect Nazi memorabilia

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

New headshot

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

Maybe we should DOGE Elon’s party kit

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

RFK Jr. wants to turn America into the Oregon Trail.

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

Play this Cruella De Ville clip forever and ever, Dems.

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

Cloning really does exist?

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

No wonder I can’t get my Adderall. Musk took it all.

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

Every time Trump issues an Executive Order, 1000 cute dog photos disappear from the Internet.

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

Best Diddy Witness Names: Capricorn Clark Icarus Johnson Lolana McDLT Massapequa Goldstein Unlimited Refills

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

Byeeeeeee

submitted 30 days ago • 0 comments

Did Elon turn Stephen Miller into a real-world cuck? Please say it’s true.

submitted 30 days ago • 0 comments

For Trump, every night is TACO night.

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Oh hi

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Thinking of colorizing some 100 year-old footage I found of my Italian grandpa yelling at his wife.

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“I’ve never had popcorn with garlic salt, but I’m really open to it.”

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“I mean, everyone knows SF coyotes are far superior to LA coyotes…”

submitted 40 days ago • 0 comments

Trump's brain is basically a Russian troll farm.

submitted 40 days ago • 0 comments

Every NY Times celebrity interview begins with: “we meet at a Greenwich Village eatery where _______, dressed in a t-shirt, picks at his/her fruit plate…”

submitted 42 days ago • 0 comments

Two words: Hell. Yes.

submitted 45 days ago • 0 comments

This is how children think.

submitted 46 days ago • 0 comments

I'll bet Gerard Depardieu smells like body odor and 500 Gitanes.

submitted 46 days ago • 0 comments

Who I feel sorry for is America’s homegrown racists, who have worked hard for decades only to be forced to compete with Afrikaners for their jobs.

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Lorazepam Bondi

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