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We could've actually prosecuted the insurrectionist for insurrection and not ignored the 14th Amendment. Then we'd still have an education department and elon musk would be in a k-hole somewhere and we wouldn't have to see his fuckin face all the time.

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I made my judgment about 6-7 years ago when my most obnoxious co-worker bought a Tesla.

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Word? Presenting Orlando Jones in ‘American Gods’:

submitted 1 day ago • 12 comments

america: why just shit your own bed when you can shit everyone else's too

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

I will never apologize for a post

submitted 12 days ago • 29 comments

Just remembered the girl in my dorm from Grosse Pointe. Drove an Audi and would steal candy from my room, chew it up, and spit it out so she didn’t get all the calories. Made fun of me for a hookup with someone from Livonia on spring break. 🤣

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Man idk this is well beyond greed, these people simply worship death. They hate healthcare because to them dying is conceptually more pleasing than living. They hate abortion and food stamps because the thought of an immiserated mother and a starving child gets them hard. Because they worship death

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Terry Pratchett had this one nailed in Feet of Clay we don’t do kings here

submitted 20 days ago • 39 comments

This is true. A pal of mine who is a policeman went to a Scottish island recently to investigate a missing person and when the locals found out he was a Christian they stuck him in a giant human-shaped willow branch construction and burned him alive.

submitted 23 days ago • 168 comments

What I really wanted to happen when JD Vance left the podium in Munich today is for him to disappear into the crowd around him for about 10 seconds and then it slowly parting, everyone drifting away silently, leaving his bones lying on the floor.

submitted 25 days ago • 13 comments

Sometimes I wish I could grow a beard, but I also really love my tits, so IDK where that leaves me.

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

The Pitt, recommended if you need a show more stressful than The Bear.

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

I’m pretty sure it was the other way around. She was really well-adjusted and normal.

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Elon Musk is trying to take over the USA so he can reinstate feudalism with billionaires as kings, in case that wasn’t already apparent. This sounds insane and is still in fact 110% accurate.

submitted 35 days ago • 57 comments

Yesterday she told me she had a dream about “groups of people flying up into the sky.” 🙄

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Last night I dreamed that King Kong was an incel because he learned to talk from his guards listening to talk radio all the time. Then I missed my exit this morning, because I was pondering this on my way to work.

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My school system is suddenly demanding certified birth certificates and social security cards from some (nonwhite) students. I found this out from a friend with a mixed race child. I’ve also had one of my Hispanic students, who is always at school, absent for 2 days in a row. 😢

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My late sister’s bestie turned 40 today, and she wore my sis’ heels to her birthday dinner. 😢💕

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I think it’s hilarious when people (my mother) tell me to read the Bible, and then immediately tell me, “No, not like that!”

submitted 44 days ago • 0 comments

Even more diverse schools have issues with racist teachers and admin, but having to deal with racist classmates and parents on top of that is awful. There is no way I would put my kids through that.

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There is a real issue with white mamas who went to a racist high school yet insist on sending their mixed race kids to that same racist high school! It’s not even because they happen to live in the district, and it’s rough on those children.

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ACT UP, 1990

submitted 50 days ago • 53 comments

I wish awful hemorrhoids on Derrick Evans.

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Discworld QOTD, from Feet of Clay

submitted 50 days ago • 25 comments

Glad that Leonard Peltier is finally free. My 12-year old asked why it didn’t happen before now, though.

submitted 50 days ago • 1 comment

If I have to see one more goddamned white cis person talking about how they're just not going to pay attention to Trump today when he's going to sign ~200 executive orders attacking immigrants and trans people I am going to start screaming and never stop.

submitted 50 days ago • 6 comments

Welp. I’m going to keep supporting my trans, nonwhite, and otherwise marginalized students.

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This is a Muppet

submitted 51 days ago • 9 comments

This is just like the guilded ages but nobody has drip, and instead of libraries the rich are building kratom stores

submitted 52 days ago • 0 comments

I’d probably rather even encounter a man than a moose.

submitted 53 days ago • 0 comments

It’s really winter now, so once again my sinus problems and asthma are at war over the use of a humidifier.

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Democrats panicking and trying to walk back their TikTok ban is the most pathetic beta shit I've seen in a long time can't even commit to their own sinophobia, frankly embarrassing

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