scottstoothpick.bsky.social
Teacher in an Appalachian extraction colony. Probably herding cats and small dogs. Mountaineers are always exploited.
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I want smoke bombs and fisticuffs.
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I remember when he pitched himself for this on Twitter, and I was so damn excited when his casting was announced. It was perfect, so perfect it made them uncomfortable.
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it’s so fucking insane, the pen is only mightier than the sword when you’re not right in the middle of getting hit with the fucking sword
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A little, round guy snacking outside my classroom window
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Oh no!
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I recently found out that my first husband had switched to Republican, and I was not at all shocked.
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My favorite was the one where the guy accidentally grows giant ragweed!
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I wanna be queer, get my vaccines, manage my uterus how I want.
In return I'll pay my taxes and not light shit on fire. This isn't hard.
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Why did I ever spend all that time coming up with nuanced villains? Why did I work out that Jhalm was trying to do the right thing? Why did I make Wisdom weirdly sympathetic?
It turns out that evil really genuinely is stupid and banal and roughly as nuanced as Fern Gully.
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Ok, I usually watch it while drinking, so I don’t remember every detail lol
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This sounds like something Frank and Charlie would do on It’s Always Sunny.
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I am so tired
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The wallpaper in my childhood room was a floral pattern that looked exactly like a bunch of Skeksis at night. I slept with the covers over my head.
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To quote George Carlin:
"There's a support group for that. It's called 'everybody'. We meet at the bar."
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I simply don’t have the mental fortitude to live in an area where the phrase “there’s a moose in my backyard” could be reasonably uttered. Homeownership will never be that serious for ME. If I see a moose in my backyard, that house is the moose’s house and I’m moving two regions away.
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It’s the same strategy every mid school administration or business management uses. Someone else will surely fix it!