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scottypsw.bsky.social
Psychotherapist, musician, aesthete, wordsmith, walker, gymbo, procrastinator, grammar judge, magic brain person, He /They.
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Hey Bluesky! Haven’t been here for a bit but I think it’s time to exit all of the Suckerberg hellsites and throw Musk Central into the bin where it belongs!

I have watched Red, White and Royal Blue so many times now I’m convinced I’m married to Taylor Zakhar Perez!

I have been reminded that, when you’re a dog dad, sometimes the morning gift is vomit. Sigh….

Waiting for my delayed flight back to Australia and some Karen Trumper is cutting sick taking personal offence to a late plane! Sad - Entitled-Arsehole - Twat. Be SEATed ma’am!

Waiting for a tradie to turn up at 7am. Is now 20 minutes late. I need to poo but am sure he will arrive the minute I start so Im holding on. Feel like this should be a Survivor challenge task.

So day one of semi-retirement has been pretty good. Kinda chilled, kinda excited!

I believe that Mark Scott should not be in authority over anything. How many times can this overpaid luddite be allowed to royally screw up and get promoted to his next disaster?

Not sure I can deal with having lunch at a place where the waiter is like a twin for Kit Connor!!

When you blow a disc in your lower back how long is it reasonable to put up with the pain using over the counter drugs before you need to kill someone? Asking for a friend.

That feeling when you suddenly realise that you are finally actually working your dream job!!!!🥰🌈🙏🥹

There is nothing as tedious as waiting for the final steam clean to finish before you hand your keys in on a rental you hated.

Me at 9am this morning: no idea who Tim Waltz is. Me at 6pm: "OH MY GOD WHO IS THIS FOUNTAIN OF ALL THAT IS GOOD AND WHOLESOME HIS TURKEY JOKE WAS SUCH CLASSIC WALTZ HE INVENTED 'BEYONCE DAY' AND SIGNED THE PAPERWORK ON A ROAD NAMED AFTER PRINCE IN PURPLE INK THE WORLD MUST PROTECT SWEET TIM WALTZ"

Out with the boyfriend to see @benabraham at the Brunswick Ballroom! Peak gay!!

First thing that came up in the job interview this morning -“This is a dog friendly workplace.” I replied “I like puppy play”. I’m still in with a shot! 😊

Why is there not a standardised LARGE in coffee cup size? I’ve been gypped!

Daily stupid stuff - why at a card only checkout, are you required to select check out by card??

Have just spent nearly 3 hrs working on an important word doc. Was literally on the final sentence and had already saved it then word crashed and all of my work is gone!! In what world is this ok in this day and age? F**k

So is Bluesky just a mix of cat people and conspiracy theorists??

Shout out to@thepintofmilk in Newport for being open on this public holiday!

Today is brought to you by “ghosted again”. Sigh…. Grrrr….

Today I’m applying for a job and an apartment and wondering why my ADHD brain is doing a flaming tango around my skull!!

How did the putrid hell of working out in a gym become my church?? How??!

My boss just DOES. NOT. SHUT. UP. EVER! Lord help me!

My gym is very straight … or is it??

Today my ADHD has been punching me in the balls all day! Driving me around the twist. The only thing that calms me - coffee. Go figure!

I’m proud to have reaffirmed my gay credentials by booking tickets to see Patti LuPone! I am awaiting the glitter cannons!

I think Im ready to get rid of all of the “stuff” from my old life that just weighs me down and reminds me of all I have lost. The local Vinnes is gonna do well outta me I think! #abouttime #movingon #newlife #notsad

Melb Comedy Fest 2024 is here!! What’s good??

Finally! I have escaped the hellscape and made it to Bluesky! Sigh … feels better!