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🌘Trans Bisexual Stoner Disaster Dyke. She/Her. 30s. Oregon. Stream of consciousness, writings, doodles, cultural/media commentary, jokes, queer stuff. Yes, I am flirting with you. 🔞🔞🔞🌒
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Meow

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alien tran-t farm

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Guy who doesn’t even respond to the mothers of his children: reply to my email or you’re fired

submitted 16 hours ago • 515 comments

When I try to explain the ska band to my family

submitted 15 hours ago • 20 comments

If you see this post, post a pic from your device without explanation

submitted 13 hours ago • 0 comments

mentally I'm here

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

got called miss by the old boomer exiting the pot shop holding the door for me. i hate that i kinda needed that

submitted 14 hours ago • 1 comment

*overwatch announcer voice* ROSS Dress For Less

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*trying to flirt in the avatar the last airbender universe* yeah so i’m a pretty skilled cockbender. maybe the best

submitted 14 hours ago • 3 comments

when the world isn’t shitty about it i love being a huge fuckin dyke actually

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[Jesus]: Sorry I don't really see us as friends I see you more as my disciple. [Judas]: I am totally fine with that. *Tightens grip on friendship bracelet hidden behind back*

submitted 18 hours ago • 1 comment

*Ron Swanson voice* Just give me all the lesbians and thembies you have. Wait. Wait. I worry what you just heard was "Give me a lot of lesbians and thembies." What I said was... give me all the lesbians and thembies you have. Do you understand? (This is my personal book philosophy)

submitted 1 day ago • 3 comments

a Girl Talk cover band called Boy Silence

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a certain strain of do-nothing loves the idea of President Pete Buttigieg so much. He might not have new ideas or a plan to implement leftist policy, but he’s youngish, and gay, so, you know, how evil towards minorities could he be? he himself is white though that is 100% the most crucial element

submitted 15 hours ago • 2 comments

they keep delaying the king of the hill reboot because it’s literally impossible to have a script not revolve around how Bobby is transfem and they’re too cowardly to see how that plays out since the whole executive-level pitch of KOTH is its ability to appeal to middle America

submitted 15 hours ago • 1 comment

the world really isn’t going to produce anything funnier than the ancient “large hardon collider” meme and the sooner i accept that the quicker i can move on with my life

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i still don’t know what kind of game avowed actually is and the longer this goes on the funnier it is pretty sure it’s fantasy so rpg is the obvious choice but i pike to imagine it’s actually a spiritual successor to SimAnt

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do people actually understand how when pope francis dies there is going to be an actual honest to god push for the next pope to be steadfastly opposed to Vatican II like that won’t just be something suggested by tradcath influencers it’s going to be a real faction that attempts to win

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the president: "I TOLD MY UNACCOUNTABLE AGENT TO DESTROY THE GOVERNMENT, STRIP IT FOR PARTS, AND START KILLING UNDESIRABLES!!!" people online: "erm, LEGALLY, you claimed that he technically couldn't do anything he's currently doing! boy are YOU gonna feel silly when the COURTS stop this coup! 😏"

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i like feeling comfortable. shoutout to comfort!!

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

Elon Musk announces Moon Math Initiative To Make Kids Smarter: “Math on the Moon is superior. Everyone smart in the brain knows that.”

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🚽👍✨

submitted 18 hours ago • 34 comments

singing “Circles” from Transistor with her 😍😍😍

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waking up with her 💜💜💜💜💜

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the ‘we had to abandon trans people to preserve funding’ thing is so funny to me. yeah man i’m sure Goebbels von Ethnostate will be persuaded to maintain PrEP funding by your complete and utter capitulation

submitted 1 day ago • 8 comments

rockos modern basilisk

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

absolutely swooning holy hell😍😍😍

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

Elon Musk announces Moon Math Initiative To Make Kids Smarter: “Math on the Moon is superior. Everyone smart in the brain knows that.”

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