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sdarko.bsky.social
Sometimes, I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion. ♍️😈 #HailYourself #KCMO
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ARE YOU FUCKING BELIEVING THIS????

submitted 2 days ago • 8 comments

Spicing up my team chat today by low key exploding myself as a conspiracy theorist since I’ve got some new hires (finally!!!)

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

The thing that will kill you is shedding its skin.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Day dreaming of warmer weather and being able to dress like a slut again.

submitted 3 days ago • 4 comments

I swear I have the shittiest luck with garage doors… One time a spring snapped off, hit a pole and then ME. Then the track warped and the door broke off of it. Shattering glass all over my car. Now, the motor is broken and the door won’t open/close anymore. over 10K spent on my garage doors 😭

submitted 3 days ago • 2 comments

Haha my best bro friend just texted me to set up a play date for me and his fiancé 😂😂😂

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

I love getting emails that start off with “Greetings” Like omgg are you an alien!?

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

I haven’t had a Monster since Sunday 😳

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

incredible exchange, @marisakabas.bsky.social

submitted 4 days ago • 334 comments

Ewwww I found my bio dads Pinterest (trying to relocate him) and kinda wish i hadn’t 🫣

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

Any day that I actually have time to listen to music while I work is a goooood day. ✨

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

I burned my hand pretty significantly a week or so ago, and the healing process has my hand looking disgusting.

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

GIMME, GIMME, GIMMEEEEE 😱

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

I really like Kyle from South Park but I think I identify with Butters on a deeper level.

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

Really resisting the urge to color my hair because I want the pink to fade lighter. Alsooo. If anyone wants some arctic fox blue or purple hair dyes, I’ve got a whole gang of that shit that could use a good home.

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

It’s not even March yet and I’m already exhausted thinking about celebrating all the Pisces in my life.

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

Someone has to say it…but the intro music for the 3rd season of White Lotus did not got as hard as the other seasons.

submitted 6 days ago • 2 comments

If they ever invented a suicide booth (like in Futurama) my cult is gonna be toast.

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

submitted 8 days ago • 686 comments

My valentines dream did not come true again (wasn't thrown off a bridge)

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment