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seagothman.bsky.social
🖤 🏳️‍⚧️ some gothy broad • two of cups receiver • dracula’s #1 hater • pdx
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WILMER???

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i swear heliot and jhl are the only reason ms i’m even paying attention this season

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lmao giants

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hey bsky giants fans having trouble with the mlb app today, you can now listen to games in the knbr app

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giant burrito coma 😴 san francisco giants baseball is on th…zzzzzzzz

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The hearings for the California trans sports ban and bathroom ban, AB89 and AB844, are going on April 1st, 9 am, at the Capitol in room 444. Please attend! And please spread the word!

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holy shit wtf THIS is who replaced earl blumenauer???

submitted 10 hours ago • 1 comment

i was totally checked out of the season last year by mid summer (because the giants were so boring) so my gf hasn’t experienced ‘baseball sea’

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giants season prediction: 12-150, every player out for the season by my birthday, charles johnson and larry baer get luigi’d

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happy opening day 🖤🧡🖤

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every MLB opening day I like to reflect on some of the lessons baseball teaches us about life, like how it's a miserable grinding slog that almost always ends in meaningless failure, and even your attempt to endeavor it is something most people will never have the time or inclination to care about

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hello ok i am awake what did i miss tell me every thing

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and four mexican cokes

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can someone dropbox me enchiladas

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that’s still irony, right?

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“i don’t want to live as my online persona anymore, it’s not true, it’s not the real me. i’m not a cartoon character, i want to be free to live as who i am, and to feel all those things i’m meant to feel.” … “no, not like that!”

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the greatest rebrand in pop history? (well, at least the 80s). a complete 180. youtu.be/XmdtJWmR9zQ?...

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furthermore: joyeux six mois ma chérie

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just another tuesday afternoon

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i am so fucking irritated

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i 👏🏼 need 👏🏼 to 👏🏼 be 👏🏼 paid 👏🏼 more 👏🏼

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and i wasted the day yesterday and now i have nothing to post on the band’s socials about the first day of spring

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✅ become so paranoid you can’t go to sleep ✅ get up and eat all your cheese ✅ somehow fall asleep ✅ wake up at 5am still paranoid because you had cheese induced nightmares ✅ feel like absolute garbage because you’re still stuffed with cheese

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first tesla i ever saw in person was driven by my landlord 🤔

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whole street should be closed to cars forever. this is such a no-brainer www.oregonlive.com/portland/202...

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too much posting sea like the ocean

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my gf bought me eight rolls of *name brand* paper towels that are thicker than most clothes i own

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congratulations sea you have completely wasted a work day!!!!

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all this time i’ve been *sitting* on that side of the couch when i could have been *lounging* on this side of the couch. a better life is possible, my friends, if only you open your heart.

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someone pay me a lot of money to make something incredibly easy

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this was from 2010 when satyricon, portland’s version of cbgb’s, was closing after 30 years. the dandys reuinted with the original drummer eric and used their period specific gear to bid the club farewell. this is the band i initially fell in love with in 1994!! youtu.be/Amjqj8n5U0A?...

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the craziest thing is meeting people in the suburbs who are afraid of portland; so many of them have been propagandized into thinking that it is a crime-ridden place that's dangerous to even drive through like I'M FROM NEW ORLEANS??? I HEARD SHOTS WEEKLY FOR A DECADE AND IT WAS NBD YOU WEAKLINGS

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

that person, who was me and is me and will always be me, was agnostic to possibility, and once light had been shed, grew into what she was all along

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furthermore: youtu.be/4cIiyfSZfzs?...

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just another tuesday afternoon

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uh oh was i supposed to get my math nerd girlfriend something for pi day

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are we going to get these motherfuckers or what let’s get things going 👏🏼👏🏼

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wonderful news! my dining room roof is leaking after the hail storm!

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you ever just find an archive of old ichats stashed away on an old hard drive that was backed up to dropbox with im’s with the woman who begged you to move to nyc for an entire year and when you did she flipped out and poisoned you?

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yesssssss

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i’ve lost two followers since yesterday so i know what i’m doing is working

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