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Babe wake up new Tchaikovsky just dropped

All these years later I’m still chasing the high of playing this game for the first time

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No no you don’t understand - this is a ROMAN concentration camp

it’s so insane to me that people work for ICE like did you watch star wars and think man i want to be like the guys in the plastic white suits who can’t aim for shit

You've just been thrown to your death by the Beatles.

Nazis innit

Due to inflation, a bird in the hand is now only worth 1.5 in the bush.

I’m the guy everyone wants to talk sense into. It’s me.

Why are the hyper rich so poorly mentally adjusted? Like buy a couple hundred therapists, my guy.

Video games, huh?

The overuse of the word kafkaesque is so kafkaesque

An announcement: I will begin charging rent in my head starting January 1st. The economic reality is that I simply cannot afford to maintain so much rent free real estate.

Is it too much to ask to make these flintstones-shaped?

body: we're going to sleep now brain: WE…..aren't doing anything

Incredible fits on Nobody Asked tonight. I LIVE for the button-up/jeans/elbow gloves/tiara combo! So elegant, so casual.

Nobody Asked is _incredible_.

@larianstudios.bsky.social I have other games I need to play, geez! You can’t keep doing this!

I skip family holidays due to distance and their unkindness. This year, my husband and I will enjoy the holiday together with our cats- my favorite way. I hope all of you out there spend this time with those who love and support you. Life's too short not to realize how much you're loved. Be well. 🩷

For the love of yoba someone please build a recipe website that isn’t garbage

Sick on the unreliable narrator trope. I’m going to write a story with an absent narrator. Here’s what I have so far:

When I find myself in times of trouble Stardew Valley comes to me Speaking words of wisdom....Play me #stardewvalley

Now that I’m here in bluer skies I’m happy to say again: I am the Ghost of Yōtei. 💛

uber eats: u look hungry me: ya uber eats: but ur so fuckin lazy me: ya uber eats: i bet little piggy wants a 15 dollar ice cream cone delivered me: ya

You couldn’t make Blazing Saddles today. The market for heated horse accessories is too saturated.

Would I run a farm with various animals, tons of crops, have many careers besides farming (fishing and mining), charm the whole town, and date 10 people, all while being a master in combat? Absolutely not. But if you add a soundtrack that slaps and gave me the ability to put hats on pets? You betcha

Fight toxic masculinity. Normalize waking your SO up in the middle of the night in tears because you dreamt they got ate up by alligators and you just want to make sure they’re still alive and still love you even though it was your fault they got ate up in the first place.

Really enjoying the quality “Is DLC games?” discourse! (But no, I don’t think it is games)

B2C and the NSCC Environmental Club are teaming up with to clean up Lynn's Linear Park on the Northern Strand—and we need your help! Meet at the yellow benches, right behind Market Basket, and we'll get the park and trail all picked up. Tools, supplies, and snacks provided. All are welcome.

Been burning it at both ends just a tad too much. What if I just watch Pride and Prejudice all day and play Stardew Valley.

Just a reminder that punching nazis is not only an American pastime, but also your civic duty!

Having a very hard time leaving the couch and this animation of rain on a camper roof to go to my bed which is real and good

More cats in my feed plz

This is the greatest thing to ever happen to me

Kenshi is such a good game. I’m mad at everyone I know for not turning me on to it sooner.