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A hope we can believe in

I knew immediately

Unfortunately there’s nothing he can do to make them feel this

Things are getting heated online between former Dallas Cowboys teammates DeMarcus Lawrence and Micah Parsons 🍿

People probably think this is what the general public voted for. There were signs of corruption and general bad actors during the election and they won anyway. So of course.

He was a few months ahead of himself.

There were howls of protest and denial from the GOP any time we pointed out that Republicans want to cut Social Security. Now the most powerful official in the White House goes on TV and calls it "the big one to eliminate."

Good strategy but I don’t think the non-news watching portion of America will fall for it

At some point, you have to stop playing defense and forge your own path of influence

Scumbags are on a winning streak so he has a chance

When will these disgusting humans start to face karmic retribution

I immediately thought this

Tonight. Luka Dončić faces his former team in Los Angeles.

I worked on this story for a decade and he just said it out loud on Fox News

Felt it

I was at the Ambience mall today in New Delhi and they played Bruno Mars’ Count On Me repeatedly throughout the mall for the entire hour and a half I was there.

Luka in a Laker’s jersey 🤢

Good things happening to seemingly good dudes is a nice change of pace

Google Calendar has removed key cultural events from their site including: • Pride Month • Black History Month • Holocaust Remembrance Day • Jewish Heritage • Hispanic Heritage • Indigenous People Month

Why would I believe him?

Hey, people are surprised every time a Trump nominee is confirmed. If they made it to the public hearings, then they have the votes to be confirmed. It’s theater.

Nico has lost his damn mind…superstars get superstar treatment, unfortunately.

Mavs really traded their future for a championship shot. Even if you win one, I’m not sure it’s worth it.

BREAKING: The Los Angeles Lakers have acquired Luka Doncic, sources confirm to The Athletic. LA is sending Anthony Davis, Max Christie and a 2029 first-round pick to the Mavericks for Doncic, Maxi Kleber and Markieff Morris in a three-team deal involving the Jazz.

Yep, it’s real 😳 LeBron and Luka are the new Lakers dynamic duo!

just going to sleep and seeing the mavs trading a rising star for a falling star and peanuts has been a shot of espresso 🙁

Every time a tragedy happens it brings to light your own mortality. As a person that flies frequently and has an upcoming trip you think “is this the last text message I’m sending to this person.” 👤

They're not fooling anyone.

“Are you tired of bots and shitty engagement farmers and garbage that you can’t filter out?” Not the hardest sell lol

May everything Elon touches from the nazi salute forward turn into dust.

The Dallas Cowboys are an unserious sports franchise.

Corruption is at an all time high

Corporate media is frothing at the mouth at the idea you’re going to be anxiously tuning in and filling their coffers with ad revenue for the next four years. Don’t give them your time. They want your despair

The internet had the potential to make humans so much smarter and interconnected. Instead, it's dumbing us down and siloing us off. A real tragedy.

There are no skips on Jhené Aiko‘s Souled Out

Everyday for me

Rent’s due! Happy New Year! 🥳

BREAKING: Jimmy Carter has died at 100. The 39th president of the United States, who served from 1977 to 1981, was perhaps more famous for the life he led after leaving office — as an advocate for peace and human rights. Read about his lasting legacy.

Merry Christmas from us to you 🎄🎁💙 We launched Trending Topics today, and you can find it by tapping the search icon on the bottom bar of the app or the right sidebar on desktop.

Bruno might be underrated

Hey my Apple TV went out, it’s only playing premier episodes!